Former Prime Minister of Kenya, Raila Odinga, used Nigeria to crack a corruption joke at a summit in Nairobi, the Kenyan capital yesterday January 26th.
While speaking at the summit, Odinga narrated the story of how a Nigerian Minister of Public Works learnt corruption from his Malaysian counterpart some years back during a visit to the Asian country and then came back to improve on it.
Odinga in his joke implied that corrupt Nigerian government officials use 100% of public funds to build palatial mansions for themselves.
Watch the video of him cracking the joke at the summit below
Nigeria is a joke.
Smh
Nigeria is fantastically corrupt
Why won't Nigeria be a joke... When morons like you are screaming hell because of the suspension of CJN. Somebody wrote a petition, it was investigated that the CJN had several accounts and properties which he did not declare.. $3 million, millions of naira, N5 billion worth of property in Abuja... CJN did not deny the findings, he said he forgot to declare it. NJC wanted to suspend him, as chairman of the NJC, he adjourned indefinitely the sitting of the council. Mr. President suspends him, all of una are crying foul... Why won't Nigeria be a joke
Funny you see it as a joke Yet you people want to break back the king of corruption
Nigeria the capital of corruption. My uncle had to go to Nigeria to audit the Hilton in Nigeria. He was scared as f@#k when he landed. The guys picking him up from the airport came with armed personal for protection and he asked what that was for cause where he comes from there is no need for that. The Nigerians answered just for protection against kidnappers and ppl here talk about patriotism? Truth be told the crime and corruption is out of this world. We will have to travel to another planet to find a corruption free Nigeria. It's on your blood. The love of money for u ppl is too much. U can't.just build relationships where there is no money involved just plain humanity and a common ground
He is right anyway. It was the same man who mocked Nigerians for voting a certificateless president, that we should not expect any thing economic growth or peace, 3 years ago, he said it clearly that Nigerians has failed blindly for their choice of president. Today, I knew he was right. Buhari is the most incompetent, nepotistic, insensitive, corrupt and incompetent president ever lived on Adrican soil. Shame Shame Shame!
Iam Reptiles fan, you spoke the truth. What Buhari is doing is for the good of Nigeria, especially the masses. It is for the greatest good of the greatest number. Listen to George Clarke SAN on Channels talking about corruption in the judiciary, about judges being bribed by politicians. Sickening. Those who condemn Buhari obviously stand to gain from judicial corruption. The Bible says in Proverbs 21, chapter 15: 'when justice is done, it is a joy to the righteous, but dismay to evildoers.' God bless Buhari.
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......issokay!!!
It's no joke, he said the plain truth. Our politicians are so corrupt, they're just there to fill their pockets and not to serve the people. There's still hope for a better Nigeria after all.
What kinda silly, annoying and stupid joke is that. Nigerians who are laughing, where's your patriotism? www.amagitesblog.com
Show some patriotism to your blog and get your link off this site.
Lol lol lol at the getting blog off here.. Hehehe he laughs..na wa...the end.
Abeg silence.. Enough of hypocrisy. People like u are the ones who voted buhari. Its the truth he spoke about
Why won't we laugh? Isn't it funny to you? And you talk about patriotism.....are out politicians patriotic?
Wat a shame!!!
Clearly u hate been told the home truth U are not been patriotic Look around and see the extent of societal decay and see if u are been true to urself
Patriotism when what he said is the TRUTH. Any Nigerian will look stupid defending such FACTS
Under other circumstances, I will defend my country's honour but in this instance, the underlying truth in the joke is overwhelming. Where do you want to start your defense from???
Sometimes, learn to hear the truth. Nigeria is a messy country. Don't defend what is wrong. We are a failed state.
Nigeria bis now a joke at public forum, this country is such a waste!
I no blame am. I blame The government because the way they are fighting corruption in Nigeria makes it looks like as if everybody is a thief.
Just listen to your self? are you not mad like this? Heoponu elenurunrun
True!!! Like oshomole and his mansions
Na true naaaaa omoboy, Atikulating 😂 gangs ,oshiiiiiiii.
Sounds ridiculous but that's what it's ! That's exactly what pmb is trying to put an end to, this is the sad reality about what Nigeria used to be like but thank God for BUHARI.... Obasanjo give us our $16billion
shut your dirty smelling pig mouth up.. you such a dump fool that don't understand when a corruption is being fighting for.. your so called pmb that you dump asshole claimed he's fighting corruption was elected with a stolen public funds.. no one is left out here, you gullible fellow, even that your lifeless demented president that should be put in a nursing home is as well corrupt.. practicing dictatorship in a democracy is a major corruption.. FOOL!
PMB is putting and end to it shey.... king of thieves himself ... best friend of Gov. Ganduje
You are just plain stupid by all your comments. If Obasanjo gives back $16 billions back, what of all the money refunded by other foreign governments what has PMB used it for ? It’s obvious you don’t think before you talk. Yes OBj stole no doubt, what about PMB when he was Petroleum minister you think he never stole. Grow up this whole situation is like Ali Baba and the 40 thieves..
Go ota farm go collect the 16billion for us
Have you any evidence that PMB stole when he was Minister of Petroleum? People will always try to defame an upright man. It says in the Bible that a righteous man is an abomination to the wicked. If you think there is no smoke without fire, you'll be shocked one day by what you'll hear about yourself. Sometimes, people simply fabricate and spread the falsehood. To the one who alleged that PMB was elected with stolen funds, if that is true, I thank the Lord that Nigeria's money was used to install a saviour for Nigeria!
You are requesting for 16 million from Obasanjo, what about the one stolen by buhari? Ode!
That is what the some call armed robbers been able to grand the country into.
As Much as I would love to defend my Country, He's right...
Na weytin we caused for ourselves na ..so it’s no man fault....Buhari will say he is fighting corruption and he is the number one rig leader of d gang rite nw....let just be fooling ourselves....our politicians are so desperate for power ,as if we will not die one day...I rest my case
We are now a joke.
Even power-drunk Odinga. Shows us the depth that the Nigerian ship has fallen to.
Hehe that was funny 9ja Casted place
They collect money but they don't do nothing! they will just park some faulty equipments at the project site just for camouflage.... Lagos Ibadan expressway has been allocated since but nothing was done, so where is the money? I thank God daily for pmb sha "oko iya won"
That was past leaders turn Nigeria to and still coming back and some foolish people supporting them
I thank God for PMB as well. I am neither a Northerner nor a politician, but nobody could fight those problems like him. No other leader in Nigeria has his moral courage and stature.
chai! see our life outside ...merited happiness
I don't blame him... There was a country
Is he not part of the African thieving politicians club
Our leaders are shameless and corrupt. See how Nigeria has become a laughing stock. A country where the president travels for months to another country seeking medical care and he has no apologies or shame. Same thing the ministers, governors, etc do. A country that can't easily pay 30k to its civil servants but budgets billions to feed thieves in power. Buhari, Atiku and all the old generations have failed. We need new direction. Otherwise, everything remains the same.
Change to Nigerians obviously means doing the same thing over and over if not they will be determined to walk away from this government and the so called lesser evil. I have never seen anyone do the same thing over and over and expect a different result. We are not ready for a change actually cos if we are, nobody on this blog would support APC or PDP. They keep putting the younger ones contesting down saying they don't have experience managing or have been in governance before, the people you support and fight vigorously for that have managed and governed what have they given you? It's time we change our myopic mentality and join the revolution going on in the world. This nonsense won't ever bring us genuine change.
Ladies and Gentlemen can you now see what those bastards our so called leaders have caused. Change your future vote right. From presidency to local government chairman. Change all their asses... 100% goes to their pocket. We get only bags of rice.
Naija na joke now
See him teeth.... I no blame you.
Same on them
Shame
This is the funniest joke have heard in my life.God Bless Nigeria
We condemn these generalized statements Mr. Odinga... It's only Nigerians that should be allowed to shade Nigeria... It's a case of 'don't call my nigga a nigga'.
no be so?
Fashola come and defend yourself.
Kettle calling pot black.!!!!
Giant of Africa- fantastically corrupt.
But he's right ✔️,
I believe this is not just a joke because this is not the first time this man is saying this. It’s just the first time he actually mentioned NIGERIA. It’s a pity these are the kind of things we are well known for and the sad part of it is that we don’t even take it serious. We laugh all laugh about it or we will start condemning the man instead of facing reality. I bet subsequent comments will prove me right
Lol
I ain't bothered so long it's coming from a country that's filled with corruption and apes that aren't really worth one's time tbvh
Is he not right?
is it a lie? He's speaking the truth and that's apt, yet useless people in your blog crucify a man who is trying to dealing with them, but whether whether PMB is undaunted, and I love him for that.
I love PMB for that too. Why can't people see that what he is doing is for the good of the nation? PMB is trying to uplift us, and people try to slander him.
LMAOOOOOOO HE US ABSOLUTELY TIGHT AND HE HAS THE RIGHT AND PASS AND PRIVILEDFE TO SAY THAT BECAUSE KEMYA IS BERY CORRUPT FREE. THAT'S WHY ALL THE MAJOR BLUE CHIPS COMPANY IN THE WORLD HAVE THIER REGIONAL AFRICAN OFFICE THERE. PLUS THEY HAVE A TWENTY FOUR HOURS POWER AND THEIR PEOPLE AND WEATHER IS AMAZING AND THIER SAFARI TOURIST SPOTS IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD ETC
This happened during Jonathan regime. Linda should not be used for mischief
Hey This has nothing to do with Jonathan, Bihari, Atiku, PDP or APC. We are talking about how low our country has gone.
I thought this was a long time ago...why share it now!!!
Over following of PDP by Linda can kill her brand....this event was during PDP rule
This is why the CJN must be jailed to show the world we mean business
Gbam!
The westerners introduced corruption to 9ja. Now we are being shamed for it.
Westerners this westerners that. Are you saying we don't have any capacity to choose our own actions?
Thunder faya you Odinga.
If the justice department is not taken from the grip of PDP, corruption won't die. That's why Buhari deserve a kudos for sacking CJN.
TBH this was a funny joke and the reason its funny is because its true!!!!
Buhari should earn a second term to see how far corruption would have been brought low in Nigeria. Allowing our brother who wants to make his friends richer to rule is suicidal. Nigeria with short memories, or how would they be thinking that it is Atiku that can come back to fix Nigeria. tribalism is when you are thinking because of Obi you will vote Atiku...do you ever imagine an Hausa man giving his vice a say especially an IBO man. Please go and ask them in the north before you argue with your keyboard
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Truly, Buhari should be given a second term to complete his work. Buhari's exit now would plunge us back into doom.
He deserves a second term, then invite him to come rule your household. What has he done with the first term oh I remember he had ear problem all through, A man who claims to fight corruption when more than 80% of his cabinet members are criminals. Babachir Lawal used 223 million to cut grass LoL, Kano State Governor caught on camera collecting bribe and your PMB said he does not know the type of technology used in the video. Name one project he has completed in his first term please shallow mind or we have been hearing for four years now we are fighting corruption..
Nonsense
Funny..
He is not far from the truth. Mum Jay take note!
That was funny though!!! Lol. Sadly it’s almost true too.
Nigeria is a bad influence to the world.
THE JOKE IS ON HIM.... I DON'T BLAME HIM ANYWAYS, I BLAME OUR SELFISH LEADERS!
Nigeria has always been a joke for other well meaning rulers.
Of cos he was right.
TRUTH, Uhuru is not clean.
This guy just landed himself in hot soup. Once Nigerians find his social media handles.....it's a straight KO!!!
Sorry, it won't happen. Nigerians have lost hope in this country.
His home is 100% accurate but not secluded to Nigeria alone, but Africa as a whole! Corruption is the order of the day in Africa, wether East, West, central, south or North Africa, Corruption prevails! The struggle continues my fellow Africans...
O boy let’s us say the truth, Corruption is Nigerian’s surname. No country on earth nears Nigeria corruption, our politicians eat all whole, no left over.
we called for it.....very soon REPUBLIC OF CHAD will also use nigeria to Crack Joke
Very true.
As at 2009,Ralia Odinga was a computer virus that I used to know that do attacked my desktop computer pentium IV as at then being a music and java applications downloader ,in which I mostly encountered that by a 2009 Rising Antivirus..,so funny that it was someone's name. May God bless my hustles.
It's funny buh he's saying the truth... It's wah our government has reduced us to.
We're headed for a better country. Everything will be fine. I almost gave up on this country but where else would i run to? No matter how i run, i still carry the nigerian blood. We'll laugh at last trust me. Once upon a time kenya was a shit hole and now they're better so our time will come too. Let's just come together and build this country. The government can't do it alone. Thank you
It's true, imagine our CJN with almost $3m in his accounts and have not been spending his salary for over 3yrs.its quite obvious he's selling justice to the highest bidder
No matter how bad he has no right what so ever, we all post our thoughts on this platform simply because our hopes, thoughts and prayers are nigeria always, allowing people of this nature to crack jokes with our nation and seeing nothing wrong is an insult on us all, allow me say that gradually it would get better maybe not at the speed of lighten but God is at work, let’s continue arguing and praying there is a light at the tunnel
buhari claims he is fighting corruption, look @ where we were😵😵😵now in the world
But it's the truth, Nigeria is a corrupt mess and it is going to get worse, Venezuela situation will be 'mai mai' , in 10 years time, this useless contraption will be worse than Venezuela of today. The Nigeria situation will take me hours to explain if not days.
He his u style to say the truth
What the man said is a simple truth everybody knows. I hail him. 😂 😂 😂 😂 LOL.
Actually its not his fault as I don't blame him
yeah, mansions, duplexes, estates were constructed usinq public funds...back then durinq GEJ era! If dem born dem well, make dem try such nonsense now..
Look at kettle calling pot black!!! As if corruption eludes them... Nonsense
Truth
Dis man what's ur business with Nigerian ministers, nonsense
Nigeria is just a butt of joke
The least expected. I want such out Africa
Am not saying we should vote Atiku but Buhari is not capable at all....a lot of things went wrong during his administration APC y’all know this. Wish for once Nigeria could just united and vote an educated, vibrant, young and charismatic president.
What you people fail to realize about this election is it is the war of the generals. Ibb Obasanjo and danjuma against Buhari . And the real war is about the renewal of the oil blocks.which will take place in 2019. Get educated people stop commenting like children
It's true shaa..... He's referring to fashola
Not this fault, dis is what our useless leaders have turned the great country into... dee
Wetin dey worry this one
Who is the public works minister he is talking about?
He is right. Niegria politicians are the mist corrupt in the while world. APC has even legalized corruption on national tv. Nigeria politicians are only value in Nigeria, outside Nigeria they see them as shiit,they conole5ely lack respect and value. They are seen as criminals.
thats what happen when we have an illiterate as president....LIB I CAME !!
He read that from a book called Globalisation n the author never referred to Nigeria but Africa as a whole.
Lets vote a new set of leaders. Lets create a new force. dont vote weakling or incompetent people to power again.
Nigerian officials are always hungry for money the way monkeys are always hungry for bananas, even if the have more than enough they will still continue stealing.
The level of corruption in the judiciary is such that there is no judge that is clean, all have gigantic skeletons in their cupboards; it just depends on which particular judge you want to destroy then all you have to do is to go and open the cupboard of that judge and boom he will fall yakata. This is the same tactic Obasanjo used for the politicians he brought down during his term as president. If Justice Walter Onnoghen's predecessors had also been investigated they would also have been found wanting, but they are safe because we are in an era of unbridled nepotism. Those who will vote this government for another four year term will seriously regret it when they see the type of nepotism that will be unleashed on the polity but it will be too late for them.
Nigeria oh Nigeria :( look what you have become ;(
Ahhhhhh what a pity just imagine