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Monday, 22 May 2017

Zimbabwean pastor, Paul Sanyangore, "calls God on phone" during service...lol

We've heard of a pastor spraying congregants with insecticide. We've also heard of a pastor who asked his members to eat grass and another who made them drink rat poison. The latest religious stunt being pulled by a pastor is a telephone conversation with God done in front of congregants.

Pastor Paul Sanyangore of Victory World International Ministries Church filmed himself having a telephone conversation and he claimed he was speaking “directly with God”. Lol. Oh goodness!
In the video shared online, the pastor claimed he has the direct phone contact of Jesus and he made the call while his congregation gave a rousing applause. He paced up and down the church hall as he carried on the conversation with God while a woman knelt in front of the church.
“Hello‚ is this heaven?” the pastor was heard saying as he held the phone to his ear.

“I have a woman here‚ what do you have to say about her?” the pastor speaks into his phone. “Ahh. Oh‚” he says‚ listening intently. “I should ask her who is Sibo‚” he says aloud.

"What else papa God?" the pastor asked on the phone moments later. He then listens again then relays another message to the woman on her knees‚ with her hands raised.

“God is telling me to ask you why he is showing a heart. He is saying we should pray for your children‚ two of them … He is saying one is epileptic the other one is asthmatic.”
His congregation began yelling in jubilation at this point and the pastor screams “heaven is online”. He ends off the phone call saying to the woman‚ “Your story has changed”.

Later, in an interview with Bulawayo 24, the pastor said that he would share God’s number soon so that anyone could call him.

See the video below.

42 comments:

EMMANUEL said...

And God is watching?

okechukwu nnoduechi said...

CRAZY MOMA F**KA






AUNTY LINDA 👸

Chidi Anindu said...

wow....this is just sad..why didn't he put it on speaker

daniel ubong said...

Hahahhahhhahahahhahahahahh,hahahshhshshshshhshahhahahahhaahhahah,what a patient God.

Joy Osemeke said...

Death is knocking at his door...lying against the almighty...hmmmm! He's doomed!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahhahahahahahaha! Am just rolling on the floor right now. Linda, this has already made my day. All these end time pastor sha.hope no be say you go share papa God phone no and the next thing, all the network go came increase there tariff oo?

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Na wa o


... Merited happiness

Anonymous said...

End time pastor, hope rock of ages go also do wathsaap?

Great Lady said...

Mad man.
www.memoirsofagreatlady.com

Anonymous said...

God Almighty be looking down and saying " where did I go wrong?? "

Alloy Chikezie said...

Mtcheeeew

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BONARIO NNAGS said...

Hehehehe his congregation are the moat stupid lot I have seen in long while.


. ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Oscar said...

Have Mercy on ur self Mr pastor. And people applaud him. Those he charmed though.

RareSpecie Z said...

WTF!!
This is ridiculous.

echesurum sidney said...

Religion is the opium of the masses

Doncar said...

The congregation are under his charm pls don't blame them

Anonymous said...

My dear this your comment got me. I laughed so hard...mtn will definitely hike the tariff.you are indeed mouthed

Anonymous said...

My dear this your comment got me. I laughed so hard...mtn will definitely hike the tariff.you are indeed mouthed

ogbonna nwabueze said...

No wonder he said judgments will begin in his house. "Is it heaven ko".fire go burn all of una soon.

Anonymous said...

Many are mad but few are roaming!

Agbomen said...

This is the height of gullibility. Bottom line, know God for yourself. Otherwise, clowns like these will take you on a roller coaster ride.

Glass Pp said...

Before you know,some ill pastor will come out and say he had a snapchat video with dia god....not my almighty GOD

Anonymous said...

He was talking to Buhari in London

Anonymous said...

People be careful. If he truly releases a phone number, be sure it's a direct IV to demons. - O.I.O.

Anonymous said...

God has suffered oh! May he have mercy on us all.

Anonymous said...

Only Zimbabwe

Vivian Reginalds said...

INUKWA!
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

Anonymous said...

scam

GRACE BAKWAK said...

Hahahaha really direct l.V to demonic world. God is cmin to ransom a church without spot or wrinkle

Cornelius Chukwu said...

And they believed him. Lol

Anonymous said...

Can't hold my self frm laffin, end time pastor, we get to be very careful.

Anonymous said...

Can't hold my self frm laffin, end time pastor, we get to be very careful.

prince samuel said...

Bross j de c you o

Sure boi said...

What a resounding nuisance of a Pastor.

Sure boi said...

What a resounding nuisance of a Pastor!

Anonymous said...

Only the Christian God would do that. Much respect to Islam.

Crush said...

Criminals in religious cloak.all these fake "God of men"
Religion is truly the opium of the masses

Anonymous said...

He obviously hasn't heard the saying, "NO TELEPHONE TO HEAVEN".

lakes Oni said...

Too much igbo

Bless said...

This guy isn't a Pastor, let no one speaks against pastor. He is a technological astrologer and a palm reader.... Herbalist in Suit
This isn't a church, its just a gathering of people wanting miracles and not God

Anonymous said...

thats what we called ABIJA WARA BI EKUN

firstlady blessing said...

can't help but laugh, dis world has actually ended

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