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Friday, 5 May 2017

Author, Chidera Okolie, reels out rules for prospective suitors that might want to slide into her DM

In this era of people meeting their life partners via social media, beautiful Nigerian author, Chidera Okoli, this morning announced via her IG page, that her DM is open for prospective suitors. She however reeled out 10 strict rules to be followed by such prospective suitors. Continue to see the rules



Attention!!
Good morning ☺
The DM is now open for applications!
However the following should be noted.
1. Certain greetings like "Hi baby", "Good morning my angel" "Hi love" has never been, and will never be responded to. For the singular reason we are not acquainted (not yetπŸ˜‰)
2. Please do not bother applying if your handle is, or similar to any of these@emekatoomuchmoney@Taiwobillionaire @Jiderunningthings@TheDonOfLagos @DonMoney@Sexyforthegirls @JoeSexyAss@Mikesixpacks😞😩
3. Also, avoid me if the first picture I'll see on your page is a shirtless six packs (I'll droll but that's it...nothing personal☺) or a stack of money or goldchains.
4. Go straight to the point...don't use my publications as a reference point. "Hi, my name is Obinna Kunle Musa. Can I know you better?"πŸ‘
"I would like to get your book and your number to stay in touch for updates" (πŸ˜‚ crook).
5. All denominations and tribes are welcome. (Foreign nationals included)
6. Do not abbreviate like a college kid.
"Hi, my name z John. Pliz snd ur numba. I'll lyk 2 stay in touch" is a no no!!!!πŸ‘Ž
"Hi, my name is John. Please send your number. I'll like to stay in touch"πŸ‘πŸ‘
7. I speak my dialect fluently. Don't be afraid to "famz" me in igbo language if you can☺
8. A humorous, artistic, sarcastic or witty individual will stand a greater chance.. (But if you are not....pleaseeeeeee...don't try)😊
9. Please keep whatever your pastor said to you to yourself. God is yet to speak to me about you. 
10. Finally, keep it simple...or you'll lose me at "hello".
TO GOD BE THE GLORY!!
Thank you☺

54 comments:

Okechukwu Obiora George said...

...hope she's trying to be funny... sounds like she inherited an estate at Ikoyi for any successful chyker...smh

Chinedu said...

why is she so strict in the kind of conversation she wants from guys on instagram.. it is like she is laying down the 10 commandments.
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Anonymous said...

Negodu Ndi awusa na ndi Ofe kwa? taa nwa ada oma Anyi jide oso ka anyi si acho ndu.

Umunna biko onye akawana Okwu na asusu ozo.

Igbo ndi oma, Ada Igbo Amaka

Vivian Reginalds said...

HEHE sharp igbo pikin
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

Anonymous said...


This is so me....LOL... I wont even respond if any guy use those disgusting abbreviations..

It will even sound more romantic when a guy use my dialect....hahahaha

The other day, a guy sent me a DM, and was like ...'Hello, where are you from'? and i'm like, 'i'm Nigerian' and then he got pissed.... hehehehehe...cos apparently it was obvious we are both Nigerians....

Some ladies just want it simple...and i'm one of them...#smiles#

Anonymous said...

This is strict, which man can win your heart

kikomu chris said...

U r indeed begging for suitors! Tired of ur solitary confinement of loneliness.

Anonymous said...

Another odious, manipulative and pathetic feminist on the loose looking for a man to control, simply blc you think your cursed beauty can buy you a descent man, continue on rampage, till you hit 45yrs, then you will ammend this outrageous lithany of your stupid list.

!yfydeevah said...

Lmao!! πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

Anonymous said...

Its called a six-pack, not a six-packs.

Thank me later when those foreign nationals wonder wtf you're talking about saying stuff like a six-packs.

Anonymous said...

Guys Best of luck

Anonymous said...

Also it's "drool" not droll.Isn't she supposed to be an authour?

osden chemicals said...

Ok this post'll go a long way to institute many marriages this yr.

Anonymous said...

Given rules before meeting someone, surely there will be rules in the marriage.she wants perfect match, pray u find one. Even banky no perfect and he knows well. Your husband go try o..!πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

Emekkingz said...

Stupid!...marriages that would never last. Ok broke ass guys start applying cos cute and sweet girls are now scarce in your area. There is nothing men will not see in the hands of these girls that feel they have little change in their hands. Why would i go and marry someone who am 100% sure she will not be submissive and only argue on every word i say...bullshit..there is nothing to be happy about such marriage!!. My dear you will wait for my application forever...nonsense!!!!

Ugochukwu Okoro said...
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Ugochukwu Okoro said...

She wants people to slide into her DM but she didn't give out her handle. How can u invite someone to a party without giving directions to the party venue? Umu nwanyi sef!!!!!

Ugochukwu Okoro said...

Linda, Pls tell her I'm interested. She can tell me how to contact her

Ifeoma Ekewuba said...

You go girl. You are on point. Some guys can be really disrespectful

Faith Ogaga's (SIM-MATES ACCESSORIES) said...

Funny babe!!

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmmm bad news for unlucky men that may be a victims and bad news for her because, if care is not taking she may fall victims with the men that would pretending to whom she wanted for herself. Good luck too ooooo in your searching.

Anonymous said...

@ Anonymous (11:49am) its actually droll not drool. droll means curious or unusual in a way that provokes dry amusement while drool means to drop saliva uncontrollably from the mouth. so please check your dictionary before you correct someone else and in so doing making a fool of yourself.

samuel Ezebuchi said...

Its 'author' nt 'authour' @anon 11:49

Anonymous said...

I have been looking at the girl's picture for over 5 minutes. I didn't comprehend the reason for all these rules. Please is she the daughter to the owner of the entire Banana Island Estate? Nne, my wife with 4 kids already is going to get married before you if she wants intends to leave me and get married to another man. Na me talk am. mr.festus.org@gmail.com

Jacko Wacko said...

Looks good tho, but should chill !!

Internet News Freak said...

It's "author", Baby! Shouldn't you know it all? Hahaha.

Internet News Freak said...

If she is looking for husband,so what? Babe take style find him Jor, don't study anybody.If you need him,find him. No need hiding inside your bedroom and cowering in loneliness and "what-will-people-say" kind of fear.

Anonymous said...

O ga o..... Adesuwa and banky Don cause something o..... Lol..... Babes say e work for them, no mean say e go work for u..... But it's good to try your luck sha,who know, dbanj might just slide in to say hi.... Lmao... #goodluckmami

Anonymous said...

It's called "Author" not "Authour" see your life!!!!too know dey kill ooo

Anonymous said...

Because a lot of you men are rude, uncultured and time wasters my dear friend.

Anonymous said...

Chaaai! As strict as Tonni man Integrated lol...nnaamulum! Una no go understand what I mean though

vilgax christopher said...

Mtcheew, cheap publicity ......

James said...

Real men don't buy women.

Anonymous said...

Real men don't buy women.

Anonymous said...

Yes she is an AUTHOR! yimu! Remove the log in ur eyes 1st.

TheRealMe said...

There is nothing strict about the above rules. My love (when you two haven't met), kk, innit, awayu, shirtless pics (Iyanya wannabe), @moneybag (emoney wannabe) etc. Are those not rubbish? I like those rules jare. Babe...sorry, Chidera I think I will apply.

blog tourist said...

And its 'AUTHOR'

Olashile Canada said...

Yes authour thank me later author hehehehe

pam eucharia said...

Hmmmmmmm

Duru James said...

Oh gush. What a word!!

NG said...

When you want to correct someone, ensure you got what the person said/wrote right before you do so. She never said a six-packs.

Thank me later when you realize you only made a fool of yourself in the name of correcting her.

Dede said...

You dey vex oh . Lol. She tell you say na people like you she want? No be by force.

Anonymous said...

I must be honest here....This lady, even though i didn't know before now, is well brought up! I say this with every sense of responsibility and honesty. She is has also exhibited a high level of enlightenment. I have said it over and over again that those who write in such manner are either not educated or half baked or college kids. She has proved me right here. She is not strict in any way but has shown sense of maturity. I like her biko

victor kelvin said...

She says she does not want name wit money... wat of Emoney..... hahaha lol....

Anonymous said...

She's made her point and I've taken corrections to the areas i'm faulty at

Anonymous said...

Please what's a DM

Anonymous said...

That babe is so cool.

Anonymous said...

God don catch you "mr correcter"..i too know...pepper body.abeg pack well.

oge funz said...

Is she sure that she really want to get married to a man with all this conditions.
Nawa na najja we dey as such we no suppose as like say we dey overseas

dee boi said...

She go try well... dee

Chioma Itchara said...

You're have some insecurity issues.. So a woman shouldn't make it in life because she wants to look submissive? Go Find your class of girls and stop spewing trash.

Chioma Itchara said...

Only insecure men sound this way... So a woman shouldn't make it in life because she wants to look submissive enough for a man? Please find your class of girls and stop spewing trash...

Anonymous said...

She said "a shirtless six packs" which is incorrect grammatically and is the same thing as saying "a six packs."

Thank me later honeyπŸ˜ƒ

geni zee said...

Instead of you guys to take correction, you will be spewing nonsense and why are you guys pained,ndi osochi egbu

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