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Saturday, 29 April 2017

Ghost President, Ghost Achievements, Ghost Monies in Apartment Owned by Ghosts  By Reno Omokri

This is an article written by Reno Omokri. Please read on..
For the better part of this week, Nigeria has been having much of a to do about the royal snub from the Oba of Lagos to the Ooni of Ife. Such outrage, such consternation against Oba Rilwan Akiolu. The venom vented on him on social media and in real life were as though he had committed some unpardonable sin.
We are angry with an Oba who refused to shake an Ooni, but not at a President who refused to shake his own female ministers on religious grounds but did not remember religion when he shook hands with the Queen of England, Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany and Iara Oshiomhole.
You can see that hypocrisy, rather than corruption is the main problem of Nigeria. A nation that sympathizes with a star's husband for attempted suicide and charges a destitute woman with attempted suicide. No wonder our Presidential Villa had been turned to a retirement home!

Strewth!

As a people, we are easily distracted, easily carried away. We are excitable, with hyperactive nerves, quick to run away after fancies while the issues that are at the heart of our survival as a people are left untreated.

While we were tearing our our hair over what might just have been an oversight on the part of the Oba of Lagos, the minister of Information, the eponymously named Lai Mohammed, announced to a distracted nation that President Muhammadu Buhari, who had just missed his third Executive Council of the Federation meeting, would be working from home!

This is the same Lai Mohammed who in December 21, 2009 called for his predecessor, the late Professor Dora Akinyuli, to give daily updates on  President Yar'adua's health.

Speaking as the Publicity Secretary for the now defunct Action Congress, Lai said:

“It is clear to discerning Nigerians that those pretending to speak authoritatively on the President’s health are deceiving the public, since they are neither well informed on the issue nor competent to speak on it. Therefore, a daily briefing by the Minister of Information, based on authentic details provided by the President’s doctors, should start forthwith. As we have said many times, the health of the President, as a public figure can no longer be of interest only to his family and friends. Nigerians have a right to know."

This is the same Lai who told us in January that the President was in perfect good health. Now we know that his health is so good that he has to work from home! 

And to add insult to injury, just two days before Lai told us that the President would now work from home, Chief John Odigie Oyegun was hugging the headlines calling for a second term for the stat at home President! Really!

We only see the man every Friday, yet instead of praying for his recovery Oyegun is scheming for his second term! That is how they deceived Abacha and Yar'adua to cling onto power instead of tending to their health. What shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world and lose his soul?

This is a man that we only see on Friday at Mosque. The man has more or less become a ghost President!

A ghost President, with ghost achievements fighting ghost workers with an EFCC that goes after ghost monies in apartments owned by ghosts. This is what President Muhammadu Buhari and the ruling All Progressive Congress have reduced Nigeria to!

It is hypocritical for a government that fights ghost workers to have a ghost President. If the President is sick let him hand over to the more than able Vice President, Professor Yemi Osinbajo! 

If you think it is harsh to ask the President to hand over to Osinbajo then ask him if he did not give the same advice to Yar'adua in 2010! Precisely on March 10, 2010, President Muhammadu Buhari called for the impeachment of Yar'adua because his health condition prevented him from performing his duties. For three weeks our President has not attended council meeting. For three weeks the only time we see him is at Mosque. Would he have tolerated this from Yar'adua?

From President Muhammadu Buhari's residence in Aso Rock to his office takes a five minute walk. I have walked that route myself. I know what I am taking about. I have been in his official residence and I have been in his office. 

His office and his residence are connected by a corridor. If he cannot make it to the office despite the close proximity between his office and his residence, it suggests he may need something more than resting at home. Remember what Obasanjo said on January 20, 2010 “If you take up an assignment, a job-elected, appointed whatever it is, and then your health starts to fail and you will not be able to deliver to satisfy yourself and to satisfy the people you are supposed to serve, then there is a path of honour and the path of morality. There is path of honour and the path of morality."

A 93, President Robert Mugabe does not work from home. Even Pope Benedict XVI, whose home was his office, resigned in 2013 when his health could not handle the demands of the papacy. It is not about age. It is about capacity. President Muhammadu Buhari said the same thing about Yar'adua. What is sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. 

Again, President Buhari, if you cant cope, temporarily hand over to Osinbajo! It does not have to be permanent. Go and take care of yourself. Aso Rock is a Presidential Villa not a retirement home!

What moral justification does the Head of Service or any authority have to query any civil servant for absenteeism going by this recent development?

I urge any civil servant who is being queried or has been sacked for absenteeism to sue the Federal Government. If President Muhammadu Buhari can work from home and still collect full salary, why can't other federal workers? If the man with the most vital job can do his job from home, why can't civil servants with less vital duties follow suit.

And you can imagine that only this week, the State House correspondent of the Punch Newspapers was banished from Aso Rock Presidential Villa by President Muhammadu Buhari's Chief Security Officer because of a story on the President's health. Now we know what the fuss was all about!

And the excuse given by the Presidency that they were unaware of the CSO's action only raises more questions than it answers.

The worst thing the Nigerian Presidency could do in the case of the The Punch Newspapers reporter that was expelled from Aso Rock Villa by President Muhammadu Buhari's Chief Security Officer is to admit that they were not informed before the actions. If the Presidency was not informed about this action done in the Presidency's name then it begs the question, who is ruling Nigeria? Who is exercising the executive powers of the President? Is the tail now wagging the dog? Is this a déjà vu of the Yar'adua situation? No wonder Babachir asked 'who is the Presidency'. We did not know what he meant!

From the way things now stand, I just have to ask that between Nnamdi Kanu and President Muhammadu Buhari, who is actually in prison and who is actually free? 

At least we see Kanu in court. How often do we see Buhari? Nnamdi Kanu speaks with authority, can we say the same of an unrepentant blamer who blames everyone but himself for the misfortune of his administration? Nnamdi Kanu has no NTA or a Liar Mohammed yet his words affect more headlines than those who do, proving that leadership is not by position! Yet somebody thinks Nnamdi Kanu is in prison and President Buhari is free! I laugh in Igbo and Fufulde!

And to think that Joe Igbokwe, the Publicity Secretary of the Lagos State chapter of the APC had the guts to say that the Igbo are not interested in Nnamdi Kanu's cause! 

If Joe Igbokwe really thinks the Igbo are 'not interested' in Nnamdi Kanu's cause, let him go and say so in Onitsa Market and see if he survives. It is easy to stay in Lagos and say such nonsense, but I have a word of advise for Igbokwe: No matter how much a slave rejects his father's name, his master will still not include his own name in his will. 

Hypocrisy has almost become a national pastime under this APC administration. It is not surprising. What more can one expect from a government that was conceived in propaganda and delivered in deceit?

Take the hypocrisy in the case of Mrs. Titilayo Momoh, the failed suicide who attempted the act on the Third Mainland Bridge. Now she has been charged to court. 

I do not understand the point of charging failed suicides to court for attempted suicide. Do we want to drive them to succeed at suicide? Failed suicide need counseling, support and understanding. Stress, pressures of life and disappointments drove them to suicide. By charging them to court we are only adding more stress, pressure and disappointment to their life, further pushing them to suicide. This is an archaic law that is against the principles of natural justice and needs to be taken off our statute books.

A government that does not care if Fulani herdsmen kill us has the guts to charge a woman for attempted suicide! Are they angry she cheated Fulani herdsmen off her life? This is a travesty of justice! They have not charged the killers of pastor Eunice Elisha who was killed in Kubwa, fifteen minutes from Aso Rock Villa. They have not charged the killers of pastor Eunice Elisha who was beheaded in Kano in broad daylight. They have not charged the killers of Southern Kaduna minorities. But it is Mrs. Titilayo Momoh who is overburdened by a debt she cannot pay that they can try for attempted suicide. What a hypocritical action!

When Tiwa Savage's husband, Tunji "Tee Billz" Balogun, attempted suicide, nobody charged him for attempted suicide and rightly so. So why charge Mrs. Titilayo Momoh with attempted suicide? Does Nigeria have one law for the rich and famous and another for the poor and unknown? This woman attempted suicide because the economy collapsed and her business was in ruins  leaving her in debt. Let us not fight the symptoms and leave the disease. If the government wants to deter suicide then they should fix the economy instead of trying Mrs. Momoh.

I could go on and on, but I have limited space. You can email me at reno@renoomokri.org to continue the conversation.

Reno's Nuggets:

My nuggets for this week centers on money so that people like Mrs. Momoh, who are overburdened by debt can get some financial intelligence that will see the escaping the debt cycle if they apply these wisdoms I gleaned from the word of God.

The big difference between the rich and the poor is that the rich only borrow money to invest while the poor only borrow money to consume. The rich man gets a loan to build a clothing factory, or a retail mall or a small boutique because he knows that the poor man will go to the same bank to get a loan or a credit card to splurge on new clothes to impress people. You see, many people who look rich are not rich simply because they spend too much money trying to look rich and have little left to be actually rich. The term dressed to kill may mean dressing well but it may also mean spending too much on clothes to kill yourself with poverty. The more the poor continue buying clothes and other accessories they do not need, the more the rich becomes richer and the poorer they become. So break the cycle. Never borrow to consume only borrow to produce.

Those who say money cannot buy happiness act as if being broke can buy happiness. Get money even if it cant buy happiness. Money multiplies your ability to do good. The world is evil today not because money is evil but because evil people control money. Ask yourself how helpful the Good Samaritan could have been if he had no money. Now ask yourself how destructive satan can be if his people had no money. Jesus preached and taught about money more than about ANY OTHER THING. So go out there and make money, do not be afraid of it. #RenosNuggets

81 comments:

Nnenne George said...

Epic shade..😅😅😅.. EFCC oya na reply since u guys are jobless.

Francis said...

Continue speaking sense into their head..Oga reno

Francis said...

Continue speaking sense into their head Oga reno

Anonymous said...

I don't think buhari should be free from killing of Christians in southern Kaduna and authorities being committed by his brothers (fulani herds men )all over the country . God is against him and he better die so that his stupid body should be used the feed vulture .idiot !

Fredrick Omasoro said...

God bless you sir.

UMAR MOHAMMED said...

eye for an eye,I think u just still angry for the fact that u fund yourself outside the corridors of power at time u and your boss were enjoying sharing and stealing the country scars resources at the expense of the majority.get use to fact that your are out of power n u can't find yourself close to those doors any longer.bunch of thieves.

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

No be small ghost


... Merited happiness

Cornelius Chukwu said...

Reno's Nuggets, wise up brothers wise up sisters.

Anonymous said...

This man Reno count your self lucky lucky that you are not in Nigeria that's why u run your mouth like akara frying oil otherwise u would have been a goner.
Why rejoice in another man's misfortune.
Reno you are mortal and one day you will be terminally sick and someone will remember to you all your write ups against Buhari.
I join millions of Nigerians to pray for our president instead of your tirade of death wishes on him.
One day Reno u too will die.
I advise you to repent and stop these your selfish myopic mundane write ups.
A word of advise from a UK Nigerian who knows where u live in London and USA address
Linda pls publish this and also pass it on to Reno.

Anonymous said...

This man Reno count your self lucky lucky that you are not in Nigeria that's why u run your mouth like akara frying oil otherwise u would have been a goner.
Why rejoice in another man's misfortune.
Reno you are mortal and one day you will be terminally sick and someone will remember to you all your write ups against Buhari.
I join millions of Nigerians to pray for our president instead of your tirade of death wishes on him.
One day Reno u too will die.
I advise you to repent and stop these your selfish myopic mundane write ups.
A word of advise from a UK Nigerian who knows where u live in London and USA address
Linda pls publish this and also pass it on to Reno.

Idy CaBaSa said...

Hmmmmm......Merciful God pls come to our aid

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Reno Omokri Aka Pastor Wendel Simlin, is a perpetually pained wailer, he is yet to get over the loss of his boss at the polls.
Which funds is he labelling ghosts funds recovered by EFCC, the one recovered from Andrew Yakubu, the unspent PDP campaign fund that was recovered in Ikoyi Lagos?
I try not to get irritated by such misleading articles, Reno like FFK has a way of wittingly cashing on the ignorance and sentiments of the ignorant. He can cry blood, but his ineffectual buffoon principal is gone and gone forever.
Nigeria will be better.


. ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

nwaneri elsie said...

Well said!!

chinelo okafor said...

King Solomon of our time!! Say it the way it is no it the way it is no matter who is involve.









Watch Some “Suffering and Smile Deluded People" insult him and Curse their already Cursed Souls....

afokeoghene otobrise said...

Nice one. I love this man. Is is afraid of NOBODY! All he said is nothing but the truth about nigeria

kikomu chris said...

Nice one reno

Alexander said...

What do you expect from a lost nation filled with misplaced priorities?

zubby said...

Mehn! This man's write ups ehhn! I no dey fit read am finish. But actually! Nigeria is a "GHOST COUNTRY"

Anonymous said...

If we had 5 Renos in naija, I think govt will sit up..well done

Saphire Muna said...

Heavenly prince... May Almighty God keep enriching you with wisdom.. I digested all his article, and his is 100% factual.... Only Jesus can safe us from this government.. Presidency of lairs and hypocrisy

Saphire Muna said...

Shut up and read the article first... Who is shading who in that article?

Anonymous said...

What a great word to hypocritical Nigerians leaders, they need change from a man who do not have ssce result,what a shame.thank God his foolishness is working for good for Biafra's, the journey that will years to accomplish have taking little to achieve is OK.let the Zoo fall.for Joe igbokwe,he will see what he did to himself sooness,we no him

Akinlolu Agboola said...

Be like the money he was paid to do this job never finish.Eloquent in spewing personal opinions as facts. Anyways I get u.u go wan run for position
U need to be on people's mind.na strategy

Olawumi Olapet Nana said...

nice article,it truly reflects Nigeria situation

Anonymous said...

Well said. I hope they read this.

Saphire Muna said...

Wise up bruh.. We all love buhari one way or the other but in this article ,Reno is over 100% right... It's obvious buhari's health is failing him, all he needed now is to resign and rest.. A president working from home, who does it? And lier Muhammad will keep feeding Nigerians with lies.. Smh for people like u though

Kadiri Abdulrahman said...

If there was still little honour Left, even amongst thieves fraudsters like Wendel simlin, aka Reno Omokri would have stopped insulting our sensibilities with his very frequent and unending tirades. What achievements is he calling ghost? Is it the fact they BH no longer occupy any Nigerian territories and has been degraded; or the fact that many states can now pay salaries because Buhari is assisting them with bailouts in the midst of recession induced by Goodluck Jonathan's uncontrolled corruptiin; or the agric revolution which has seen many states and individuals going massively into corporate farming? The first season of this produced LAKE rice, a Lagos and Kebbi initiative. So many solid, visible achievements on ground, but a ghost critic like Wendel simlin will consider them ghost. All monies being recovered were signed away by the ineffectual buffoon and the world most corrupt president, Jonathan Goodluck. This is enough to embarrass any of his associates to silence. But no, they're just okay being shameless! Unfortunately, they have a ready audience of the gullible and ignorant few.

CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY) said...

Too much sense in this write up. Wish I can see Reno to give him a handshake for this. He hit the nail on the head!


Long live LIB

Babyoku Oku said...

Well said Reno,The ghost president should resign immediately...

Olushola Olufolabi said...

Written by ghost brain

vanessa said...

I like this man sha. The man just said it all. God bless ur generations Reno

Saphire Muna said...

If the money recovered from ikoyi is unspent pdp campaign money, efcc should come out and tell Nigerians the pdp member or members who store such money in ikoyi.. Or are they ghost? Or should we believe Reno when he said the money is ghost money ..efcc said they recovered billions, if not trillions, yet buhari is still writing to Senate for approval for borrow from sane country... #spits#

Saphire Muna said...

Abeg for once, try and read this one finish, do it for ur future generations... Lols

Saheed Adeyemi said...

Reno or Ryno or whatever u called urself. Is it not obvious that the reason d only reason u keep writing thrash evryday is becos God decided to shut illicit tap that was feeding u. Wise up and look for something better to with ur life.

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Reno's Nuggets, wise up brothers wise up sisters

Anonymous said...

The man is saying the truth, it's high time Nigerians recognize a truth when it's sad n stop being hypocritical about everything. Those calling for daily health status of yar'adua but now are preaching a different story. If Mr President is fine why work from and if he is ill why are they not telling us.

Sam Chike said...

Nobody is rejoicing in anyones misfortune.
What Mr.Omokri is saying is true and apt
Nigeria is too big and has too many complexities to be ruled from a bedroom.
Let Buhari hand over to his deputy and go live with his doctors!!!!

Kenneth Roosevelt said...

Reno is beginning to make sense, honestly!

Anonymous said...

God bless you Reno!!!

grande master said...

Well done sir, I think Nigerians should start being non sentimental, whether u r APC or PDP when we see a true write up, we should try and filter the positives, and on this article, it's all true words

Anonymous said...

Wendel Simlin strikes again! I'm amazed at the fact that despite all he knows we know about his principal, this man can still talk in public. He and FFK are birds of a feather.

Anonymous said...

Linda is it Dudafa's money that is making you post every junk Reno writes or did you also collect money from Reno? Self-made indeed. Small time you go begin blow grammar about place that "catched" fire according to you.

grande master said...

In the words JW Bush, "power is intoxicating" bihari rather die than to resign, even if he wants to the cabals and the north around him won't allow,he needs to show good leadership by steping down,

Anonymous said...

God bless you Reno for this wonderful write up.I will continue to pray for a better Nigeria and better leadership in our country. I am also praying for our president's speedy recovery. @ Anonymous 7.25 please note that Reno is not wishing Buhari death rather Buhari should allow Osibanjo to work for a better Nigeria.

Anonymous said...

A word of advise for Igbokwe: No matter how much a slave rejects his father's name, his master will still not include his own name in his will.
......Reno

Anonymous said...

A word of advise for Igbokwe: No matter how much a slave rejects his father's name, his master will still not include his own name in his will.
......Reno

mizz diamond said...

Stop wailing Reno abi Wendell. Nothing for you people to steal again. Wise up and use the stolen Nigerian money in your possession to look for something better to do with your life. If you are still so bitter you can't move forward in life. Ole foolish idiot.

shakkies said...

God bless u Banario. The guy is pained by not having access to d regular loot.

Anonymous said...

I think you need to be castrated

Young said...

Young man he is saying the truth and you know it,u northers have refused to accept the fact that this regime is not effective.

Anonymous said...

Why not come back home and face the govt, then we will know you are not afraid. A lot of people didn't know Reno existed until Linda Gave him publicity... That is life for you. Did you do anything serious when you were in Aso Rock?

Anonymous said...

If your so called president is sick let him respect himself and retirement, simple!!!

Ihechi George said...

Even though the truth is not only staring us in the face but also cracking our heads, fools will remain fools. Nigeria and Nigerians, where are we heading to?

Anonymous said...

BOnario you don't have to comment if you have nothing constructive to say other than lay insults , where is your mr perfect good health president , ghost

Anonymous said...

My friend keep short why do u ppl see white nd called it black, dat is why Nigeria is still backwards,ur brother is sick let him resign nd go nd rest

Anonymous said...

Enter your comment...i so much love

Anonymous said...

Nigerians are really blind. Reno is only saying that president should do the right thing by stepping down and take care of his health. He's not in anyway mocking anyone. English dey confuse una plus ignorance.

Okey said...

Well said Reno,truth is always bitter.The main problem with Nigeria is hypocrisy.You have really touched all the necessary areas.May God save us in this Nigeria.Hope we will get more courageous men like Reno .May God bless you more in wisdom to continue the good work.

Anonymous said...

Its funny how you guys can criticise someone so intelligent and has just said the truth about whats going on in Nigeria...people like you is the real reason why Nigeria is like this today

FRESH said...

RENO OMOKRI should go read THE PUNCH editorial of yesterday 28th April, 2017. He should spare us all these crap.
It is now obvious the Jonathans are paying him to write.

Dex Brown said...

Oponu omo

Dex Brown said...

Oga get out

Anonymous said...

Nigerians are really blind. Reno is only saying that president should do the right thing by stepping down and take care of his health. He's not in anyway mocking anyone. English dey confuse una plus ignorance.

Anonymous said...

See how foolish u are, dis man resigned himself from office ifyu don't know ask

Anonymous said...

So this is all you got from reading this? Even if you don't like th messenger, listen to the message. The presiden(t)cy is a hypocrite

Anonymous said...

Receive sense

Anonymous said...

Brainwashed bonario

Anonymous said...

And the only reason you are doing this is because you are this is because you are now fed from that tap

pioneer m said...

I don't what anybody thinks reno..Reno is the best writer.

Anonymous said...

Ghost money
Ghost achievement
Ghost workers
Ghost this and ghost that
Only I naija

Anonymous said...

Olode

Anonymous said...

Quite unfortunate, the president has plenty of time to take care of his health and come back. Nigerians have the highest lattitute in understanding. But this approach adopted by a govt perceived to be soaked in integrity, can't be sustained. Check history.

Anonymous said...

Copy

Esther Norah said...

Loving this write up like kilode. It jst surprises me that nobody is taking actions and I wonder if pple r scared of Buhari or his religious fanatics n lunatics. During PDP's time, APC dint not let us hear word until dey portrayed PDP as bad. Now it's their turn and everybody is complaining and wailing buh the dead govt is still going on. Am jst surprised period

Anonymous said...

You are a disgrace. You have lost your senses.The truth is bitter because you voted for Buhari.Mr. Vaseline grow up.

Anonymous said...

Gbam..

Emy said...

Reno, even if its only your write up that is this forum, I will take out time to read all of it. Thanks Man. U are just on point. Your write up and nuggets are really educating & inspiring. God bless u bro and your family. That is the little i can say.

Emy said...

Balario & his co cyber warriors are on 'ghost mode' just like their mentor. itiboribos!

Anonymous said...

Kadiri Abdulrahman don't be naive when the truth is said. Northerners/Muslims are the problem only problem Nigeria is having today. Power drunk castrated he goats(Northerners)

Anonymous said...

Please return your school fees to your parents if this is all you got from this article

Anonymous said...

Onye eberibe is it not the same means he criticised GEJ for that he used to push BH. The earlier you get off your tribalistic and religious high horse and see buhari and apc for the hypocrites they are the better for you. But I doubt you would brcause you don't even know what is good for you

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