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'This girl won't be contributing to no hooker fund anymore' - FB user

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74 comments:

Ogbukwa Blessing said...

Do you blame her

oladejo festus rotimi said...

As a Wife, Your BEAUTY attracts your husband, but your WISDOM will continue to keep him!

Your ELEGANCE catches his ATTENTION, but your INTELLIGENCE convinces him!

NAGGING irritates your husband, but your "Constructive Silence" weakens him!

Remember that the "boyish" character in your husband comes out occasionally, But your ability to always handle it, is a sign that you are a MATURED WIFE!

Every man has "Secret Struggles and Pains, including your husband, if you should ever find them out from him, Please exhibit the greatest maturity by asking the Originator of your marriage, (God) to help you with USEFUL IDEAS, that you will suggest to him (your husband)!

In the long-run, your WORDS matters to your husband than your "LOOKS"! So always invest the RIGHT WORDS!

Earn your husband's respect and he will consider you as the yard-stick for all his actions!

Learn to mould your husband's moods, and he will naturally give you his "FUTURE" as he recalls your maturity in the past issues!

Note that, WOMEN are everywhere, but REAL WIVES are scarce, let the QUEEN in you come alive, and your husband will always hold you in a very HIGH ESTEEM!

kayode odusanya said...

lol! You get sense. The Apostle needs to settle out of court before things get messier.


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oladejo festus rotimi said...

YOU ARE ONLY DECIEVING YOURSELF, WHAT YOU DONT KNOW IS MUCH MORE THAN WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW

Anonymous said...

The church business, must be regulated like all other businesses. No one is saying you can't run a church business, but you must pay taxes, and be transparent and accountable to your customers.

Especially when you want to run commentary on the lives of people who have nothing to do with you, and involve yourselves in politics.

Visionary said...

There's always a reaping day coming!

Anonymous said...

My sister,I no blame u.gals of these days can make our pastors do nonsense

Anonymous said...

Pls free free not to contribute asshole, nobody needs your peanuts. You are so poor and a slave to money. A mere allegation turned you to a moron. You were never a Christian, just a Sunday Sunday church goer. If you read your Bible properly, I won't spew this gabage. Now run away stinking, disgusting bitch. Your actions are dictated by environmental circumstances. You are more stupid than a goat. Pls don't even come to church again, because you smell real bad.

Anonymous said...

Oh lol
Wise woman

Anonymous said...

A woman is not defined by a man. Keep your stupid advise to your self. When would you men take responsibility for your marriages. When would you men advise your fellow men to love their wives, dont cheat in her, dont beat her? Only women this wonen do that to make the almighty man happy. We are sick and tired of this bullshit. Like husband is now god. Mtchheeeeew is oprah married? *rolls eyes*

Anonymous said...

Pastors that spend it on their wives, children and jets nko

Anonymous said...

The question is are you giving to God or to man. I Give to God based on obedience to his word and God is a responsible father and will not leave his resources to be handled by an unfaithful servant

Vivian Reginalds said...

hmmm
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

Anonymous said...

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Maureen Ifeanyi said...

Who among you have no sin let him be the first to cast stone . If his wife forgave him and Jesus forgave him before he sinned . Who are we to Judge . Samson was anointed, David was anointed, Even Moses was anointed and his siblings used his failed marriage to mock him and God cursed them . Brother leave Apostle Suleman alone .
I feel like crying , please if you have slept with anyone other than your wife don't comment on this because you are not more righteous than Apostle . This is a man that Loves God And he is anoited .

Anonymous said...

And the Apostle was fighting and insulting El rufai when he was asking for accountability in Religious organizations

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Lmfao....My chest! Good to know some church members eyes they clearπŸ˜‚



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Anonymous said...

Irene Ekwurekwu even from face book days.

christie benjamin said...

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

people eyes don dey open now. LOOL! UNA NEVER HALA. aside Catholic n Anglican, most of all dis new generation churches were dem dey shoki inside churche na fund raising avenue.

amechi bright said...

She is suffering from poverty. God please bless me so that I can bless the church without thinking like this lady.

Anonymous said...

What she's saying is meant to be under "ignorant tweet of the day" sigh

Anonymous said...

Foolish girl. Why don't u give ur money to God and let those who misuse it get judged and punished by God. U can as well go to heaven and give God or u look for an orphanage and drop it. Mumu feeling intelligent. Ignorance kills!

Anonymous said...

If you know what goes on everywhere, u would just know its better u do ur part, let God handle d rest. Do u know what the priest who are supposed to be celibate do??????? U will run mad if u hear some of their real gist,so face God and not man

ed DREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Lolx... This shit really sweet me shah no lies....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Gbenga Popoola said...

Pls I don't see any sense/meaning in what she said

Anonymous said...

All church fund accounts must be audited and regular monthly reports pasted on church websites. Spendings and purchases must be approved by a committee voted in by members of the church. Enough of these dictatorial- Lord over all attributes exhibited by general overseers and founding fathers of these so called churches. Churches are no more than religious NGOs. Church funds must be regulated.

Anonymous said...

Such a silly thought and statement. Find a bible believing Church girl, if a pastor chooses to misuse Church funds, he will be answerable to God, you have done your own part by paying your tithe and/or offering.

Gabriel Mobolaji said...

I support the notion of legalizing church business with same regulations as to other profiting businesses. One of the most luractive businesses in African now is running a church. Mtchew

Anonymous said...

Well, If you think your offering is to man then you're still Ignorant. When you pay your tithe and offering though men collect it here on earth, but Christ who is our high priest in heaven receives it. Your blessing does not depend on the man receiving it, It doesn't even depend on God, it depends on you!! Your faith that as you've given you will receive. God's greatest obsession is to be believed. And for those calling out men of God, this is just an advice and I do so in love. Please don't ever speak against any preacher please, it's not wise. Remember the story of Moses as a Leader of the Israelites. He broke the law of marrying a foreigner- the same law he put in place. When Miriam and Aaron spoke behind his back God punished Miriam but Aaron wasn't punished! Aaron was a priest, He also complained against Moses but it was only Miriam that became Leprous! that should speak to us all. I'm not saying God is partial but we can't question his judgement, remember that Potiphars wife had evidence (Joseph's robe was with her) but it didn't mean she wasn't telling a lie. God bless us all! I use to also speak against men of God until I was freed from such ignorance by the mercies of God and I'm not saying this in a judgemental tune, I say this because I love you all.

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

I CRACKED UP AT "HOOKER SLUSH FUND" LWKMD!!!! NNE ,YOU ARE HILARIOUS BIKO...THIS JUST MADE MY SUNDAY

Adesanya Richards said...

Maybe she's right or wrong., but then, who can blame her?

charles obaze said...

Lol!

Victor Kachi said...

Na them sabi


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Anonymous said...

And you think you are making sense with this nonsense. She make sense dieeeee!

Anonymous said...

Me too!

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Anonymous said...

Bullshit, so when should do all the hard work, because the man is a baby. With all due respect, shut up.

CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY) said...

You're giving to God and not to man. Let the custodian of your offering (the pastors) be held responsible for what you gave God. Dnt lose out on ur blessings based on your judgement of how ur offering was spent!


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Joyous babe,Linda ikeji first cousin said...

Lol!

pam eucharia said...

Instead of going to church to get deceived, It's simple, get a mirror, each Sunday stand in front of it and talk/preach to yourself..the house of God has been turned into something X.

Quincy rex said...

You pay tithe to God not man what the pastor those wit it is none of your business pay your tithe and collect the blessing that comes wit it..

Anonymous said...

Muslims and other religions are amused and are having a ball laughing at at Christians as so called Christians ho for each other's jugulars on social media.

uniquechic said...

its ppl like u dat go to church and sleep..
r u paying tithes to d apostle, pastor, priests or to God.
ur stingy on Gods money dat tithe amd offering is not urs to withhold even if u catch d pastor red handed dats not ur bizz.
do ur own bit and give God what he deserves

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Anonymous said...

Thank you for this!

joan said...

Lolss...buh u ain't giving the offering to man,, ur giving to God!!!.. Funny though

Anonymous said...

Here we have a confused maggot who thinks it's a Christian, let us all observe the madness that is blind faith.

Anonymous said...

Yet Catholics and Anglicans are a bunch of paedophiles.

Anonymous said...

Atleast the capital made from the business, can be siphoned into lucrative projects, such as healthcare, education and social services.

Let's not pretend that the money is going to heaven, it's going into the pockets of crocks.

Anonymous said...

It's really unfortunate how Christians come out to talk about things concerning God without fear. What's more, it's the younger generation. Have u ever bashed an Imam Or discuss Islamic issues without repercussion? Desist from saying things that will bring curse on you. Read the account of Miriam and Moses in the bible.

Anonymous said...

What if the place wasn't built in God's name...especially those that lay human corpse as foundation...nko b4 building...is that where you can give God your offering?? cos he won't dwell there...

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha....dis advice needs to take several seats.

Anonymous said...

We are theophobic, your religious bullshit is redundant.

Anonymous said...

Well said ladies. The man needs to contribute to the success of his marriage. Shallow minded Nigerians

JAO said...

Keep ordering pizza till you miss blessings that should come your way....

Anonymous said...

Its not an allegation any sensible person and if u are a real Christian reading all the stories will know the pastor is lying he is an occultist.it is clear in all the stories scrutinise the stories both what he preaches I follow everything even his wives dressing has changed makeup suit type of hair

Anonymous said...

There is something called evil alter if u contribute ur tithes and offering to a church that is not a real church but a house of Satan it will affect u that is why u see sinners getting rich and poor getting poorer people pray and no answer they keep suffering.

Anonymous said...

I am a christian and my friend a christian real christian I asked her to listen to Stephanie and tell me truthfully what she thinks she said Stephanie is telling the truth I also feel she is.when u listen to people u know if they are telling the truth.have u guys watched all the videos and also his recent preaching watch his wives demeanour look with purpose I wish it were not true cos I am a christian and pray that nothing stains the work of God but this is true

Anonymous said...

Better than on hores the pastor is sinning what is going on in omega is iniquity

Anonymous said...

He is spoiling the house of God.if u cannot win people to Christ don't open a church don't do threesome that's occultic a man of God can sin and repent he is into iniquity

Anonymous said...

He said the truth its wrong for them to kill christians but how do we know he didn't see this tsunami coming and decided to get the sympathy of the public

Anonymous said...

Nope if u pay ur money to an occultic church it will have effect on u cos God expects us to grow as Christians and be able to discern.I used to think like u before

Anonymous said...

Gbam!

Anonymous said...

What is happening is not about bible believing its about occultic church

Anonymous said...

Fafafa foul .Joseph was her servant.nothing relates Suleiman and otobo from Canada to Nigeria.pastors that know their weakness travel with their wives also don't speak to women alone .pastor is too far even deacons don't attend to women alone.please read all the stories watch all the videos watch the pastors preachings past and present u will see the truth.I only hope they will nor kill the woman.The women he is using have callings God is protecting them they are blind but he is not he is using them for occultic purpose read all the stories watch his videos

Anonymous said...

@AbokiDaWarriBoy I know you are nothing but a fucking Muslim! You think Christians are like u fucking Muslims who spend money on bombing?

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Kunle said...

So because of what happened to one apostle, u decide to deny urself blessing by not giving to God. SMH for u....

Anonymous said...

Take am easy. Not all Muslims,christians,mosques or churches are bad howeversome are despicable and thus critisized. Take a deep breath and chill.

Akin Akinniran said...

Who will lose eventually? You refuse to give offering because you think someone will use it 'inappropriately'. There is a proverb - if you decide to pluck out your eyes because the happenings around you are evil (bad), then how will you see good things when they happen (though seldomly)?
Be wise....

Anonymous said...

proper Christian, do you think Jesus would say what you just did? Encourage others with love and understanding instead of knowingly spewing garbage. Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks

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