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Tuesday, 15 November 2016

'Sperm smoothie' - UK based woman reveals her source of energy every morning

Vegetarian and mum-of-two Tracy Kiss, 29, has revealed that drinking what she calls 'sperm smoothies' has boosted both her mood and immunity. Donated by her male best friend, who harvests it and delivers it to her up to three times a week, she preserves the sperm by storing it in tubs in the fridge.

Also a personal trainer and nutritional adviser, Tracy adds it with with complementary ingredients such as bananas, seeds and almond milk, to make her smoothie. Sounds disgusting right?



However, Tracy states sperm contains lots of vitamins and minerals – including B12, which vegans like herself lack in their diets.


‘People are so weird about sperm when in actual fact a teaspoon is filled with amazing goodness,’ she says. Did her male friend and sperm supplier initially have reservations about being her personal sperm machine? Yes.

"When I first approached him, he was concerned I’d use it to impregnate myself,’ she admits. ‘But once I’d convinced him it was for my beauty regime he agreed – after all, he has a regular supply at hand! I know he’s healthy, doesn’t smoke, drink or do drugs and I made him have an STI check,’ she says.

 
On the taste of the donated sperm..

‘Every batch tastes different, depending on what he’s been eating,’ she reveals. ‘If he’s been drinking alcohol or eaten something particularly pungent like asparagus, I ask him to give me a heads up so I know not to drink it neat. Things like pineapple and peppermint make it taste better, but I’ll happily take it straight off a spoon usually.’

Tracy also credits sperm for improving her body complexion thorough her year long facial routines.

31 comments:

livingstone chibuike said...

Hmmm for real?

Chizzy Liz said...

**************************Find me a stronger word than disgusting !!!!!! Nyama !!!!!!!! Ogini bu ife nkea ???????? Jux dey smell alone sef dey disgust me not to talk of drinking

Chizzy Liz said...

**************************Find me a stronger word than disgusting !!!!!! Nyama !!!!!!!! Ogini bu ife nkea ???????? Jux dey smell alone sef dey disgust me not to talk of drinking

Anonymous said...

Disgusting...dem go soon drink piss n chop shit

Eddy Ogbunambala said...

Ewww

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Ewww! Made me feel like puking. So disgusting.



. ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Anonymous said...

Abeg just open and let him inject you directly.

Linda Agabi said...

Disgusting.

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Ewwwwwww! She's such a disgor!


...merited happiness

Anonymous said...

idiot and useless woman

Vivian Reginalds said...

yuck
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

evy claret said...

Anyama....


Eva Da Diva...

Odibe Blessing said...

Smhhhh...I don't wanna vomit abeg

Ohiren's Zone said...

Hmmm....vagina juice will be next....vee-jay jay...LOL

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Uju Phil said...

The yuckish thang to do,ewwww!!! Hope she tries Pooh smoothie, weirdo! #Disgusting

Anonymous said...

Nawaoo and i have been wasting my own. gonna be wiser!

Chukwuogor Chinwe said...

IT DOESNT SOUND DISGUSTING.. IT IS DISGUSTING!!!!!

Juliet Iwuno said...

Mcheeeeeeeeeeew! Linda take note!

Jamila Shaibu said...

Mtecwwwwww

Julie- babe said...

God forbid, very irritating.

Ogbewe Godfrey said...

Cool, I have some pack for sales, she can contact me, drink more end time woman,

Anonymous said...

OOR she could just suck it outta him three times a week. instead of this nastiness. leaving it out to rot and solidify. swallowing is vital ladies. beneficial for you and for him

Anonymous said...

Many of una dey form as if una dey innocent. Una wen like suck and lick pass una self na dey talk rubbish. Nigerians and form sha. SMH

Chidi Abraham said...

No mind all this women wey dey say DISGUSTING. Very soon they go begin do the same.

chinelo okafor said...

Arrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh. Linda thank u, u just ruined my Meal...

Anonymous said...

Most of u babes r slamming her when u av sucked and swallowed countless times.

Iphie Abraham said...

Omg! I feel like vommiting right now














Lib addict#just passing#

Anonymous said...

Ignorant people, actually sperm is good for your health.....why the pretense? ,girls do way more worst things than dat..

Anonymous said...

You dont eat meat but you ll drink meat eaters sperm ?? Be deciving yourself. Ndiara

Anonymous said...

You're wasting time... My gf drinks direct from the source and all pleasure... She's so fresh and happy with fervent boobs and round butt

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