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Tuesday, 22 November 2016

Prostitute leaves customer with bloodied face after he offered to pay for sex with boiled egg...lol (photo)

A prostitute in Zimbabwe battered a man’s head with a bottle of beer after he offered to pay for sex with a boiled egg. 28-year-old, Moses Mushonga, walked up to the prostitute known as Chipo, around Mvurwi town of Zimbabwe, and manhandled her. He leaned into her and then touched her breast. After that, Moses tried to bargain with his only asset, a boiled egg.



Mushonga told the 23 year old prostitute that he had just spent his last bit of cash on two boiled eggs which cost 0.25 Zimbabwe dollars, but sadly he had already eaten one and wanted to know if the other egg would get him some loving. It did get him something...just not what he bargained for...lol

Feeling insulted by his attitude, Chipo flew into rage and hit him with a beer bottle, and then punched him in the face, before knocking him out. By the time people rushed to the scene to rescue the victim, he was already bleeding heavily from the head.

He told the state’s local media that, ‘She could have just said no.’ However, Chipo, was not charged by the police. She was also heard saying that the guy simply needed to be taught a lesson about respect.

33 comments:

Eddy Ogbunambala said...

Wahala

Uju Phil said...

Lmao...funniest thing i have seen this morning,such an idiot! #OYO

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Ohiren's Zone said...

Linda,i beg,no kill person with laughter this morning.....one boiled egg for sex?,by the way,which kind egg be dat sef?.Egg pass egg!.LMFAO

Juliet Iwuno said...

Hehehe! I can't deal biko. Linda take note!

Ogenah Boris said...

Mtchew

kunta said...

LMAO... See the dirty, ugly,looking prostitute sef

But guy u sef no try at all, she suppose cripple u join...Lol

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Nseabasi Ekpo said...

funny but very stupid

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daniel ubong said...

Hshhshshhshshhshshhsha,hahahhahahahhshshshhshs,with boil egg,very funny,the guy harsh sha but he has gotten the result anyway.

CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY) said...

Lmao!!! See Wetin konji Don cause

Long Live LIB

vinna saviour said...

Serves him right

Esther Norah said...

If na Nigeria, dem for don commot her cloth to see wetin dem don see tire. Which respect is she talkin abt sef, she for jst walk out dat was a wrong move to hit someone.

Eazzy Pompey said...

U reap what you sow.

livingstone chibuike said...

hahahaha

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Anonymous said...

This is the funniest story i have read this morning.lmao! The woman dey para no b small,see Kung fu moves.

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Anonymous said...

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Livv Steam's Blog said...

Lol.....women r not smiling

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

No chill at all


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christie benjamin said...

LOL. Boiled egg? What kinda talk is DAT!!

evy claret said...

Lol



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Anonymous said...

He deserved what he got. Foolish boy, he should have gone home to masturbate if his pr**k is itching him. Ode buruku



OSINANL said...

HE DESERVES WHAT HE GOT

Joyous Babe Lindaikeji First Cousin said...

imagine!, good for him.

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imagine!, good for him.

Iphie Abraham said...

Hahahahahahahahhahaha,chei. Good fo him. Haba dare you approach her with a boiled egg in exchange for sex.











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sholetoga said...

Maybe hin juju no work for the olosho. Hian egg.........

Anonymous said...

Egg? I feel insulted on her behalf.

Anonymous said...

Prostitutes are always the same no matter where they are from

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