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Tuesday, 15 November 2016

'Pep Guardiola banned Lionel Messi from having sex after midnight' - Man City footballer Samir Nasri reveals

Man City footballer Samir Nasri, currently on loan at Sevilla, has revealed how Man City coach, Pep Guardiola, who was once a Barcelona coach,  banned Barcelona player Lionel Messi from having sexual relations after midnight. He also revealed that Guardiola also banned the Man City team from doing the same thing so that the players can be stronger at morning and recover from muscular injuries.
Nasri was one of a number of players who failed to convince the Spaniard of his fitness and worth to the team, he later joined Sevilla on a season-long loan deal in the final days of the transfer window.
He has now revealed his first impression of Guardiola and how their relationship was before he left on loan.
“I’ll be honest, I fell in love with (Jorge) Sampaoli (Sevilla coach)” Nasri admitted to L'Equipe magazine. He’s a mix between Bielsa and Guardiola, with whom I was with in preseason and he made me realise some things. Guardiola told me that I was a mess, he told me several times and even kicked me in the butt, literally. 
“When I returned from holiday having had a year with injury problems and personal life problems, I was a little out of shape. Not as much as what was said but a few, four kilos overweight; For Guardiola, over 2.5 kilos and you do not you train with the group.” 
“Guardiola told me with your qualities you should not be at Manchester City, you should be at Barcelona. We had some discussions, he wanted me to stay and play for him. I told him no, because he couldn’t assure me a first team place, I wanted to play. He told me he thought I was making a mistake, but I still have a 2 year contract. 
“For him, his players sexual activity must take place before midnight in order to get a good night sleep – even if they are free tomorrow. He (Guardiola) said that he placed this rule on Messi and his muscles improved since.” 
'He told us this is how he managed to get the best out of [Robert] Lewandowski too and for them to avoid the maximum number of muscular injuries. He suppressed many things that were in the kitchen.' 
'With Guardiola, on the first day of training, you know how you should play, how to squeeze and also how to stand off the ball,' he said. 'The next day, you have videos for everything that you have to do. He will not bully you, but he will do everything to make you progress, to get you to know you how to position yourself and how to play. He's a picky person.'

27 comments:

livingstone chibuike said...

Ban fire..do u monitor dem on daily basis?

Chizzy Liz said...

****************************D coach ix also a doctor ??????? Ayam not understanding*******ichoro ka fa nyuo d thing one day na field ***????????????

Chizzy Liz said...

****************************D coach ix also a doctor ??????? Ayam not understanding*******ichoro ka fa nyuo d thing one day na field ***????????????

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Lol and I'm here wondering how he gets to know if the players had sex after midnight.



. ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Uju Phil said...

Lmao...good for them!

Alloy Chikezie said...

Lol. Like he'll put camera in their room.

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Ogenah Boris said...

Mtchew

RAPHAEL MR RAG AYUBA said...

Oh really......

Nseabasi Ekpo said...

that is a hard man

Vivian Reginalds said...

hhahahah
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ONYX linda ikeji first son GODWIN said...

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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Lilian Loves Pep Guardiola said...

#kingPepGuardiola👑 is the best coach in the world and I love him 💙💙💙 so much.

Eddy Ogbunambala said...

O di mma

Wisdom Eze said...

As if he will go to bed with those players. Prick no get sense And erection fit take place Anytime even after midnight.
#Amamihe

evy claret said...

Good one


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daniel ubong said...

Good for them, none of my business.

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Chidera said...

With this, Nasri's carre is over in Man City




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kunta said...

How would he know if they had sex...lol

Well good advice though but just a few of them will heed to it

Iphie Abraham said...

Hahahahah,this is funny






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