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Tuesday, 11 October 2016

Terrified SA bride bashes her husband's head with a wine bottle after seeing his manhood for the first time during honeymoon

In South Africa, a virgin bride reportedly bashed her husband on the head during their honeymoon, after seeing his large penis for the first time.

According to reports, Mnombo Madyibi (pictured above) – nicknamed Anaconda by his friends, was attacked while trying to get intimate with his wife on their honeymoon after they both decided to abstain from sex until marriage.

The unnamed wife reportedly described her husband's penis as a 'hairy, scary cucumber' after seeing it for the first time. Revealing what happened, Madyibi said: 
'All was well and she enjoyed the foreplay. But all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear.'
She reacted in horror, bit his ear and squeezed his private parts.
'Before I knew it, she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I'd bought her as a gift.'
Their screams woke up other guests at their bed and breakfast in Coffee Bay, South Africa, and the pair ended up heading back home.

While Madyibi thinks his wife was angry because he could only afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she wished for in Zanzibar, his wife when contacted said she only slapped him on the cheek. They have decided to use marriage counseling instead of involving the police to solve their issues.

79 comments:

livingstone chibuike said...

Lol

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Davido's driver said...

Ahahahah

livingstone chibuike said...

See wetin most of our Nigerian gurls ar looking for..

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

😂😂😂😂😂 lmfao his nickname really fit am ANACONDA 😂😂😂 same mighty 🍆 some women are searching for with torch and candle na wa!



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Anonymous said...

Mumu marriage never start dey don dey bust ur head. Wonder where the marriage is headed. Dead on arrival

Jamila Shaibu said...

Hian! Hahahahhaha na wa ooo



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Eleojo Blessing said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha!

Hairy cucumber!!!!

Human beings sha! If it's too small wahala, if it's big nsogbu.

kayode odusanya said...

Very funny story. Some human beings do some really weird stuff I must say. Truth is really stranger than fiction.


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christie benjamin said...

LOL. I need to read the bride's side of the story too. Na wa o!

RAPHAEL MR RAG AYUBA said...

There is more to this than meets the eye......

Juliet Iwuno said...

I no fit laff abeg. Linda take note!

Ogenah Boris said...

Is this a movie

chinelo okafor said...

Rotflmfaoooo!!! What a Hilarious tory...

Eddy Ogbunambala said...

Hahahahaha

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Godbless Akaighe said...

This story is capable of discouraging unmarried people from waiting till marriage to"see or taste". Why the violent behaviour from the bride like an attempted rape? Well...the counsellor will epp!

dj banti said...

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Blazer wap said...

That's their business lolzzz....they not want share stuffs. Well, am still enjoying my Pes 2017 (pro evolution soccer) on my Android phone.

CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY) said...

Gosh, I guess he was "hugely huge!!!"... pele my dear. But Linda for attach the.pic for this post naa




BONARIO NNAGS said...

Lol sounds like what could happen only in a comedy movie.



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CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY) said...

We need pictures of the pen!s ooo, Linda go and find it.


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Selby Josini said...

Lol not in SA,

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ike manuel said...

After busting his head with a bottle of wine, she even attempted to suffocate him... That witch definitely had evil intentions!

Na me talk am!

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tochukwu afamefuna said...

Hahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahhahahahah

Musa simon audu said...

Lol.... #Lindatakenote

APPLE said...

Hahahahahahahahahaa....Linda where the pic nah?

Dozie Ben said...

Nne gbawakwa na ihe erikweke,ikede!

Nnamdisblog said...

The thing small abi? Lol. After, your wound heal, na to run sharply from the Lady before she kills you.

Anonymous said...

Lolz... laugh wan kill me here o! God abeg o!

Alloy Chikezie said...

Lol are you kidding me!

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Peskca said...

Lol.... #Funny ny

Anonymous said...

Linda, look I believe this story interest you because you need "something" like this, a real one for that matter! Look no further, you can have such a guy, because I am in naija. Hola.

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kunta said...

What most of our Nigerian girls are looking for..lol
My advice to all virgin ladies, its good to abstain but u must check his cucumber on a regular basis so as to avoid stories like this....Lmao

Splendour Blessyn said...

😁😁😁😁😁😁😂😘😂😂😂 this is hilarious!!!!

RareSpecie Z said...

I can bet with my Blocos that u need a Big Fat Dick snaking down ur moist realm.

Eyes of the gods said...

How sure r we dat dis is the real gist? Biko let's wait for the lady to comment before we conclude but let me ask, guy why u no shave? Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

RUME onakemu said...

lol......she saw a big cassava

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Anonymous said...

Linda Ikeji, over to you. Lover of big prick!

remedy ayofe said...

LMAO...his nicknamed is Anaconda which every Black person should know means AKA Black Mamba...Linda knows this *big Things* lol. P.s- cancelling wont change the mans Anaconda..To the wife,It's for better for worse, please adapt and move on.

Omas992 said...

Almighty God will not endow a man with a penis that will turn her violence for fear of a damaged virginal. God is 0NE, the devil is the opposite. He can akso create. Catch my drift?.......Sex is spiritual not a big size thing.

Anonymous said...

Hairy cucumber, the idiot didn't shave but they will expect their women to wax off everything. U are marrying a virgin, are u a virgin yourself? Your head never begin break, i go soon scatter. Anuofia

247classicnews said...

Funny anyway, what some women are looking for everywhere even crying for, you breaking someone's head, that a precious gift from God o my sister better receive it.

eugene jefu said...

Good for em, one man's food is another's............

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SPRUCE Og said...

Our naija girls take it in gracefully.

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Ike Louisa said...

counseling is better for them.

Esther Charles said...

Madam, pls bring him to meeeeeee 😂😂😂

Anonymous said...

He should divorce her immediately. Maybe she is not a virgin and found excuse. He is a fool in love until she kills him.

Courage Ihaza said...

It,s funny any way, because l have been in south Africa for years now and their ladies like it big and that is why some prefer west African guys, because they believe west Africa guys have it big and can use it well; Not funny, South Africa ladies have it big both back and front more than any other ladies in Africa, so they need a bigger heart to size it.

Taiye Abdullahi said...

Na this kind big thing LINDA go like o.....lolx

Vivian Reginalds said...

hahahah was it tiny?
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Anonymous said...

HahahHa asahwo pikin u get mind o

Anonymous said...

Lolz... laugh wan kill me here o! God abeg o!

okafor richard said...

Una never born she wan Kill ya so? Guy u won't last 8montt

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OSINANL said...

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

Uju Phil said...

Lmao...poor guy with tiny thang,God abeg oh! Sorry guy,but this is down #funny

Chinonso Okwun said...

oluwaooooooooo

evy claret said...

Lmao.... ANACONDA indeed

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Anonymous said...

its just a pity how this story will affect singles from waiting till marriage

JOY .L said...

its just a pity how this story will affect singles from waiting till marriage

Anonymous said...

Madam, you don't have to stoop this low.. God will send helpers to you in Jesus name. Pls don't sell your body in exchange for money. pray and believe.

Okwuchukwu Okafor said...

Nekwanu case o...afuru ife n'uwa...onyx wud be glad to use ur services bro(anaconda)😂😂😂

Anonymous said...

Good comment

John Prince said...

That girl truly is a witch...she is even lucky it wasn't mine that she saw she wouldn't have had the strength to even fight,she would have fainted straight ahead,my bro take heart,never you blame yourself for what you got,mine is huge and am proud of it,so we all should also be proud of what we got. If you are a virgin and you know you are afraid of huge ones,then disvirgin and start having it so as to get used to it to avoid such scenarios happening.

John Prince said...

That girl truly is a witch...she is even lucky it wasn't mine that she saw she wouldn't have had the strength to even fight,she would have fainted straight ahead,my bro take heart,never you blame yourself for what you got,mine is huge and am proud of it,so we all should also be proud of what we got. If you are a virgin and you know you are afraid of huge ones,then disvirgin and start having it so as to get used to it to avoid such scenarios happening.

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