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Sunday, 2 October 2016

Journalist Jaafar Jaafar offers car gift to Buhari to celebrate Independence

Was supposed to have posted this yesterday, but only just saw it. Read Jafaar Jafaar's text below...
"I am offering my Volks Wagen Bettle 1500 model to you as a gift to celebrate Nigeria's Independence Day. Since you steered the country into recession, only the citizens bear the brunt of your actions and inactions, while nothing has changed in you and your family's opulent lifestyle.

I have a belief adjusting your lifestyle to set example of austerity measures will earn you accolades in Nigeria and respect globally.
Sir, the country will save a lot if those fuel-guzzling 8-cylinder engines in the presidential fleet are reduced and your car replaced with a 4-stroke engine car.
The car is in clean shape with sound engine to boot. It is just as fit as fiddle. But if you think the sound of the engine will cost Nigeria another N20m to format your auditory system in London, I will retrofit a silent engine into it before delivery.
Attached herewith is the picture of the car for your perusal.
Accept the assurance of my change if you change.
Sincerely,
Jaafar Jaafar

64 comments:

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A*B Nice said...

Lol! Dis guy na kolo o!

freeborn bamislam suani ahmad bamislam said...

Terrorist buhari is an ECONOMY DRACULAR.
while nothing has changed in you and your family's opulent lifestyle,aisha,yusuf and zahra are busy flaunting their life style an terrorist buhari is busy here deceiving him self with fighting corruption shame to u that fall for this shame.




















#sad indeed

Anonymous said...

I like that and i can only wish for a new election since it will be fallen to ask for the military to take over.

PKE

freeborn bamislam suani ahmad bamislam said...

Terrorist buhari is an ECONOMY DRACULAR.
while nothing has changed in you and your family's opulent lifestyle,aisha,yusuf and zahra are busy flaunting their life style an terrorist buhari is busy here deceiving him self with fighting corruption shame to u that fall for this shame.




















#sad indeed

Anonymous said...

Best write up so far ...kudos bro

Ohiren's Zone said...

I am Laughing Out Loud right now at his common sense but wait o....una president go take this likely?,una president go accept am?,una president no go see this as mockery?.

Anonymous said...

lolz

Capman Harry said...

Woow!Nice 1 oga journa...

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Anonymous said...

Epic, Jaafar! Mr. Presient, while you don't have to accept this gift from this very sarcastic fellow, you should take a big cue from his offer. You were elected based on certain principles, and since the environment is slowing down your result, you could prove to us your intentions by seriously leading by example. Cut your expenses drastically. This would shame all members of the arms of government. Those who don't follow will be dropped out one way or the other.

Anonymous said...

What a gift! Food for thought for Mr President

Eleojo Blessing said...

Lmao here...he's very right! pmb and his family should adjust to d change too. Wetin

Lana said...

What a gift! Food for thought for Mr President

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haters-slayer o said...

Thank u,nailed it were it hurt

christie benjamin said...

Buharis a victim of illegitimate birth control. Not surprised he's behaving like dis tho...Lol@ change if you change.

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Anonymous said...

Lol.........people have got no chills.nice gift.

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Odibe Blessing said...

I rem this car chaiii this life sef

okechukwu nnoduechi said...

LOL







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livingstone chibuike said...

Lol

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Ayomikun Oyenuga said...

Hahahahahaa. Funny dude. He said the truth thoughπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Anonymous said...

kisses jaafar

ONYX linda ikeji first son GODWIN said...

Obviously nothing will change.. let's be realistic.. He's the president!

charles obaze said...

That man shld knw

Alloy Chikezie said...

I seem to love the car. It's a classic.

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Chuks Bruno said...

Nice

joshua james said...

I just pray Buhari read this message..LINDA OBSERVE CAREFULLY

Anonymous said...

Dumb journalist...i'm sure he is an apostle of corruption. To think one man steered this nation into recession is absolute ignorance

Anonymous said...

Dumb journalist...i'm sure he is an apostle of corruption. To think one man steered this nation into recession is absolute ignorance

Yusuf Dimas said...

Lol... bro show some respect to the President... after all he's your president too. If you must criticize his government, then do it with some class!

Daniel Pam said...

Wait, is this for real!

Long live the Queen...
(Linda Ikeji)...

Edem victor said...

Lol. Side eye


OKORO UPGRADED

daniel ubong said...

Hmmmm,an emotional one here by Jaafar Jaafar, God bless u jaafar,hope the tyranny Buhari who has refuses to renew nor sign any contract for any of the oil companies in the country sees this,how did u expect the economy to wake up when u have fail to do the needful.

Ndubuka Miracle said...

True talk

Ganiyat Kemi Agiringbadi said...

He sure ridicule Mr.president with this gift,i just hope Mr.president get the message you're trying to pass.

Uju Phil said...

Lmao... Can't deal!

Seun Combs said...

Childish! There are better and more mature ways to criticize the govt rather than engaging in kindergarten write ups!

Point And Kill said...

wow oooo.Visit http://emilogist.com/independence-day…to-river-in-ogun/

Ichebi Christian said...

LOL!!!!!!!

buhari ,buhari, buhari!!!

Anonymous said...

wonderful

plumberry said...

Hehehehe!!! true talk my brother

uniquechic said...

Lwkmd! This is so on point.
May God bless Nigeria

Anonymous said...

Jafaar squared is a clown squared. Not only is this beetle a health risk, its a security risk. And inasmuch ad we all like to take jabs at the president and presidency, it still represents Nigeria as a whole. Recession or not, are you telling me that you would give a man THIS beetle for his 56th birthday? Na wa for some people o.

Eddy Ogbunambala said...

Lol Jafar don't insult my president oo

Iphie Abraham said...

Hahahaahahh,funny. I hope u don't get arrested for this







Lib addict#just passing#

Anonymous said...

LOL 😁.my guy! You just made complete common sense....abiiii

Juliet Iwuno said...

Hmmmmmmmm! Linda take note!

OSINANL said...

Heheheheheheh... Buhari is a disaster

Prince Clem said...

TRUE TALK

ike manuel said...

Buhari! I am even tired of complaining

Na me talk am!

Long Live Lib!!!

Oluwasegun Akinbamowo said...

Nice car

Anonymous said...

Oya Bubu take ya gift and use it.

Anonymous said...

Innoson would have sounded more serious

Anonymous said...

hilarious! "accept my assurance of change if you change"!!

Anonymous said...

You've learnt opulent... lol
Upcoming fool!!

Ogbewe Godfrey said...

Fool, who are u, slave,

Kaam Noel said...

Great words there @Dimas. Let him show some respect, datz all.

Kaam Noel said...

Jaafar came to limelight some two or three years ago, unfortunately he hasn't been recognised presently. Now he criticise everything about the government. He should take a leave,attention seeker.

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