After Kanye wrote: "But I need access to more money in order to bring more beautiful ideas to the world," they responded: "We're sorry Kanye. We just can't accept this. Please give us a call."
Alongside it was a mocked up CV, with his "skills" including "rapping, fashion design, keeping straight face, being the greatest, and album cover design".
His "experiences" included "rapping, fashion design, making the best shoes ever, Glastonbury 2015, sit ups, and baggy pants."
Finally, his references included God, Taylor Swift, Kanye, Kim and North West - with a huge cross through Taylor's name.
No chill, lol.