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Lol... Hips don't lie o! She is a curvy hot lass!
Beauty of the day?? Nahhh,i don't think so Linda..plus this chick needs to loose some weight esp around her thighs areas,those are not hips but serious fat,not sexy in my opinion...and honestly i aint beefing,God has blessed me with a good shape and facial beauty but i just aint feeling this chick #sorryPretty Girl
This is for the massively endowed male lol
Ok Anty Linda, I wee go n snap professional forros n send to u so dat u wee feature me.Akpo kwanu nke a gini?There are countless beauties here in our darling country that r neither mixed nor celebs.I wonder d criteria for getting featured. Oh well.#nohating#http://justporsh.blogspot.com
OMG!! This one pass hips na *faints*
Hips of Life!
Now this is hour glass not toolz!
Gotta love thick girls!!
South African's "Toolz" I know some bad mouth libers suffering from the "Beef syndrome" will call her a "Whale" To me she's Endowed!
Mehn dat time I watched her video on channelO Ooboy norbe small ting dis hoe spoil die!! Wuld'nt mind Smashing dat. Oya ZONDI!!!!!! DC!!!!!! Dey wait ;)
Dat hips ...na Power Steering! *Sigh
Wat d f**k dis hips are mad....I love it
Jeez dis girl has unblivably HUGE laps...d fat on one lap is bigger dan d rest of her body parts. i honestly do not Envy her. D laps r coverin d hips. Dt 1st pix *coverseyes*
This shape can only be from God, this is what no surgeon can make, no implant can shape and no excercise can build! When God does, its an awesome wonder, I really L♥√ this womans shape and I am a woman. Lovelyyyyyy!
I bet all d guys on dis blog r imagining doing d 'doggy' wif dis woman as soon as dey opened dis post!I lie!??I remember seeing her perform at an awards show and she dressd like 'beyonce single-ladies-ish' wif cellulite pouring from all corners!So dat 1st pic was obvious airbrush 4 safety reasons!She must b every man's dream!Good 4 her!I wonder wear she shops 4 jeans!Billie jean
This is what Big Sean calls 7 in the face, 10 in the ass , she even look better at the end of the glass.
Awwwww! Indeed her hips dnt lie *wink*
I almost confused her for the aneke sisters lolzz, all this kind curves she never born truth is not good by the time she drop two she will explode.
I'm not sure I would be able to stop staring if this lady were in my front. As in I wd be struck!
Linda, will they call her fat? She has slender waist with large hips and thighs. Most of your commentors don't understand what big bones are. That was how they attacked Toolz. O ma se o! Awon ika! Noni Zondi is from the JJC Skills stable. She is well known in the black music circuit in London. This body shape is common in South Africa.
I am just cryinggggggg...this is too much, and I have a flat arse. :(
OMG see hips oooo. Flaunt it gurl cos u get it. I'm jealous of that hips mehnnnn lol.
She's not tall but she has an amazing figure that I like.
abeg make she no come with that her second hand mama iyabo waist
Hmmm... This is like 2 different body cemented together.
Hmmm... This is like 2 different body cemented together. www.lawrenciaudife.blogspot.com
This hipis seem fake. This one is a lie. Click here to improve intimacy lifestyle
I find those hips irritating tho. She shld cover dem up pls or wear figure fitting jeans. Reminds me of chicken laps. Post my comment ooo
She looks like turkey.
eheh......see body.... unlike dat skelewi's own... Aunty yvonne....just saying...ooo ..Dudu says so
Wow. She's got hips but she's no where near beautiful. Picture her without make-up then you'd see she's not really all of that but all of her make-up box.
O boy see hips!!!!
Now is it tradition to recognize hip @Linda?
Three words WTF! Never heard of her though.
Woow!!! I adore her clevarage
Welcome home Noni Zondi.
Mehn dis girl wide oo. But she nids flattering dresses not dat! She nid to cover it up
This is really interseting. I just love her figure.
Linda pls lock up jare! Dis one na hips????? Its not attractive pls, I don't see any beauty in it!
Lili, how is dis gurl beauty of d day now? She isn't beautiful she only gat a lovely physique and dats all I see in d pics nothing like beauty puleeeeeeeez.
I would rather remain hipless n nyashless than have these load of yams
Lindiway dis gurl is not worth beauty of d day,though her first pix can make me reach for ma vaseline. ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310
I don't find dis attractive at all. Ewwww
Damn!@ Da bomb.com
Serious cobra hood.
Dis shape looks like dat of an amoeba mscheeeeeeeeeew rubbish, lili u beta take ur time o come 2 PH and see beauties since it is dat u don't knw d meaning of beauty. Madam abeg post my comment o overlook d insult u hear.
First of all, wat kind of Model is dis?*raisd eyebrow* nd as far as I am concerned, its ugly naked! Shudnt show off such broad hips! Where she tink say she dey??? Tink she wld ve lukd beta covered up....mmtttsssscheww!
Hips don't lie ke,na wa lindiway u no go kill person.
Too much of evertin is RUBBISH,dy hips is too much n she'nt even beautiful.me no lik
So linda,is it that our naija big and beautiful babes have finished that u went to Bring us this SA turkey laps woman as beauty of the day?Those hips are too massive she could give one a ride on them!
So we now use a woman's body to judge beauty? Smh. Cause the face is giving me absolutely nothing.
Oh jesuuuu is dat really sm bori's hips omo dis one pass nicki minaj oooo
Mehn!!!! She's hot
Hian! Massive!, dose hips re just too much jare
Yuck! Hips too big jorr...
This one na laps don't lie! Chai
Ahhh!!!Original pitbull leleyi o ...model?na playboy abi na ikebe super she dey model for? Tell us d porn site wey we fit find her na...happy birthday to ur dad,lindasky yapayaski(d queen of d zanga)we no hear about u n durella again o...lmao
I hate hips especially the ones as big as this. Disgusting
"Face" is not everything,sometimes the body counts too
She's got really big hip gud shape I tink she sud get a gud wardrope manager. Beauty I don't knw bt dey say beauty is in d eyes of d bholder...
Lol @ 'Cleaverage'. That's all I have to say here.
Lmao... Seriously na ikebesuper model Oº° big rubbish
Nice shape if workd on,She sud get a good wardrobe manager
The problem with such hips is dat air won't be entering the private part properly, and it can start making the place smells, I hope she will be washing there properly, because hips with smelling ass is a liability
I don't see what is beautiful in these pictures my dear Linda. I don't understand your concept of beauty either because what you post most times as beautiful are girls who leave nothing to imagination. I believe that as role models we should be careful not to portray bad as good just because it is the norm. So many things are wrong with our society and now our young people do not have the right examples to follow. I beg you to please use this medium to help in setting our generation aright.
I tells you, Hip don’t lie... ha arsenal na die… lol
Wich kind model??? Abeg she's too fat n short (˘˘̯)
With her fat laps n not rilly fine face?Linda!!!u sef! -_- BTW HBD to ur Daddy,wish him Gods blessings :)
*love Struck*i have a crush on you!!#covers face
Abeg this gal ugly like her country people. Sombori should tell her to loose some weight cos her K legs is too small to carry that big fat hips. Beauty ko! Beauty ni! Linda plssss come up with another word
Everyone is you pple's dictionary need to loose weight. Psweeeeeee. This is what we call hourglass not Toolz. This lady is average with large hips and ass but Toolz is a fat lady with large hips and ass. There's a difference. What this lady is wearing in those pics, Toolz dare not wear them. This lady is hot abeg
Nooo she is a pear shaped lady, who needs to tone down those legs abit, but who cares anyway, she probably gets loads of attention from black men, and very proud of her thighs, that's all dat matters...
Prince C, Ђȍw dø ♈☺ΰ add pix † ♈☺ΰr comments. ℓ̊ wanna dø †☺☺. Linda, pls teach ♍ƺ Ђȍw † put ♍Ɣ pix with ♍Ɣ comment.
geeeeez mehnn so tempting
If u like no go lose weight..wen u reach 50yrs now..u go begin complain of waste pain like....otapiapia signs out
i love Linda!!not seein dis SA mama*coversface*
Idiot how do u look ASSHOLE?have u been to SA? Must evrybody loose weight retard,so u can open ur dirty mouth and call somebody UGLY.
Libers are just relentless haters! It doesn't matter who or what Linda posts about, you must find something negative and bitter to say... I just can't deal!In other news, Happy Birthday to Linda's Dad!
How do i get it in Nigeria
crushing on this chick. Grabs vaseline
Girl is fit though...watch her dance and so the splits here : http://youtu.be/Ec0sC-9fK6w
Miss porsh... Do not remove d dirt in sumone's eyes wen u have loads of dirt urselves... #NoHatingTinsEither#Jes visited ur blog, and to be honest wiv u, u aint all dat dear... Buh one thing i love bout d blog is d fact dat u put regular gurls and guys on d spotlight.. Dats very commendable. Cos it doesnt always have to be celebs... More power
Classy dudes don't wank with vaseline.classless?LMAO
shezz cool to mee......like d fact dat shezz proud of her body to flaunt it.....shezz fat nd beautifull....haters keep hating.....dose skinny bitches with flat arses nd chewingg stick laps nd nipple sized boobs nd hve d gutss to comment ill of dis girl..shud just go hug TRansFORMER....lolllll.....
Hmm most SA girls, small on top, broad below. Hourglass!!!
Actually small on top= Pear shape not hourglassSASSYSASSIE
@JumyK: First of all get a blogger profile at blogspot.com or use a gmail email to get a google+ account, upload your profile pic on your blogger or google+ account, and before you post a comment, pick the option to comment using your google profile, that's all.
Thickkkkkkkkkkkkkk to the fullesttttttttttt
shes not pretty
Insult her or diss her, she cant ever be bothered cuz she is happy with what she got, and definitely your man wont surely take his eyes of her, I hate these 'loose some weight comments'. Real men don't like size 0s to be honest, they like em thick most times. So if your man be cheating then its gotta be Zondi or tools kind.
My dear u don hate finish, say no hating. Justporsh, u no even fine at all. Having a dress sense or wearing clothes dt fit doesn't constitite beauty
oh mehn see endowed o!<a href='http://highteknology.blogspot.com /a>
2 bad 4 her joorrrrr
Am in luv with her.hips don't lie,I live in south Africa and u see lotta girls like this,Nigerian men drool after their types and they are beautifull people.evrybody can't be slim,u want some ass nd Hips?killer shapes?south African girls are d bomb.+they carry themselves well and they appreciate woteva size they are.not lik Nija babes who wanna look like Americans size 0 nd all dat shit.#nija gurl#
she look like a FAT prostitute!
Hahaha! Joke! Beauty of the day indeed. Abeg Linda park well, wiv those her thighs like mighty tubers of yam.
Lmfao.... kai.. nawa ooo
ppl can hate sha!
Dammit! This gurl can make a nigga go gaga!!! #LoveThoseLapsI like those pple insulting her, they couldn't hide their jealousy! No real man likes skinny bitches :pBroTee
Lol. I concur!
Those hips are quite wide.
What do 'classy dudes wank with then? 'Crude Oil'? (•ِ̑•̅)
pls a fat ass doesnt make anyone pretty...its jst a fucken fat ass...jeeez she's so short and round
JustPorsh is beautiful. I'm sick of three way we tear down black women or specifically Nigerian women on this blog. Enough of the self hate people
All the people calling her ugly I laugh @ you. As far as I'm concerned nobody is ugly because nobody chose his/her face, God gave her the face on her body. As for her shape, thats a very very common shape for SA women that's why our men run after them when they go there, even the slim ones among them have their own small padded backside.
It should be a balance. Her face is below average and her body is not proportional. Biko
Real ukwu nwelu nti!lol!!!
typical south african girl; fine body, not so fine face.
Am short of words
Mnnchheeeewwwwzzzzz!!!! Silly girl.
Beauty of the day? Naaa,more like Ikebe super of the day.
OMG!!! I b babe o bt abeg dis chicala HOT gan....Omo to sexxxy, toh sure toh wa fyn join!!!abeg babes u HOT joor dnt mind dem haters wey dem b like bonga fish...wey dem dey kako b chicken
Beauty ko beauty ni!! Mteeeeeeeeeew,.....amoeba rubbish
Looks like the living room she sat on the last time stuck to her butt after she got up. Even Micki Ninaj or whatever her name has some resemblance of a woman's butt. This one is like an elephant in the room.
Uknw, besides all wot peeps say about Prince C, he's actually a NYC guy and down2earth.. Well, hope he has a face & height 2 go with dat attitude #mykindaguy
HER THIGHS ARE TOO BIG. NOT HER FAULT, BUT SHE SHOULD COVER IT UP IN THIS INSTANCE
She Isn't Much ☀̤̣̈̇f A Beauty But Those Hips Are Killn!!! She Cld Use Some Fitness & Fat Burning Workouts Tho.
Roflmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo @ I wonder where she shop for jeanz. As in!!!!
Omg!!!! #crying!!! Roflmaooooooooooooo!!! LWKMD!!!!!!!!!!!! #dead!
Nah wah, Nigerians we have lost the true concept of beauty. Does every woman need to be anorexic to be beautiful? Chai. Noni is gorgeous, and so is toolz. Our culture depicts it sef. I love them both. Its in.
*sigh*....lovely buh I tink d fat on her laps r 2much..
So we should judge a woman's beauty based in her body? You seem to have the problem here
Everyone knows Nigerian men are dogs, so what's new?
LINDA ITS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BIKO LOOKS VERY IRITATING.
Dammmm those hips...beautiful....lepa people don't hate alright!
I have the same body shape. She'll look a lot better if loses all that fat she's calling hips.
I don't think its very lady like to expose yourself in that manner. But each to his own...anyway she needs to lose some serious weight, I'm south african and similarly shaped but I look normal thanks to working out and eating right! This lady however, is a big no!no!,no!
Noni enhance her shape jooooooor,with herbal enhancer,she applies it to all areas she wishes to enhance,she did this over a long period.My auntie did same check her out,this herbal cream has less negative effect,it comes in a container like hair cream.She got it from the states buh is very expensive,the cheap ones might be harmful.
This girl go soon get serious kneel and leg issues,i pity her.
wohwoh. Why couldn't she turn around in that picture so u can c d black buttocks. mtchew. asewo.
Ahhh bahh, she got hips, but why's every guy afraid to handle big ass ladies? Men better take dat courage and handle one big ass woman joor before u comment.
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