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Saturday, 14 May 2011

Gunmen Kidnap Briton and Italian in Kebbi State

Gunmen kidnapped a Briton and an Italian from their lodge in Nigeria's northwestern town of Birnin-Kebbi, shooting and wounding one person who tried to prevent the attack, police said on Friday.
The two men, who were working for a construction company, were seized from their accommodation late on Thursday in the capital of Kebbi state.

Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work!

Ana Catarina
Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hyper-sexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn using her work's computer, no less, legally.

Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse...

D'Banj not happy with his Malaysia show

Sources tell me D'banj had a falling out with the promoters of his Malaysia show which held two days ago...for reasons both parties are yet to make public. D'banj today tweeted his displeasure at how things turned out...
"Now that's it. No more shows for me by Amateur promoters sorry my fans if u want to see me get a professional promoter.."

Don Jazzy dresses down...

He attended a friend's birthday party dressed like that. He's gradually demystifying himself. Cool!

Adaora Ukoh celebrates with the orphanage and handicapped

April 27th marked the day Nollywood's big bold and beautiful Adaora Ukoh added one year and as such celebrated her birthday with the handicapped and less privileged kids. She was joined by colleague and friend Queen Nwokoye, close friends and family, where they cut a cake with these kids and gave out enough alms ranging from all sorts of food items, soaps, bags of rice and beans, provisions, toiletries, clothes, shoes, huggies for the kids and cash inclusive.

Cheryl Cole looks glorious in white

 Exquisite.
Looking forward to seeing a bride wear something like this on her wedding day...:-)

Banky W is that you???

For one moment I thought it was Usher. This has got to be the sexiest pic I've seen of him. How old is this guy again? I ask 'cos I like my men older...*wink* *wink*. Just kidding o....lol

You sure you're kidding Linda? Of course I'm kidding, you of all people should know that. Yeah, I'm supposed to know you very well, but the kind of thoughts I've been reading in your head these days...Lord have mercy! I'm a sex-starved woman, what the fork did you expect to read in my head? Take it easy, Pocahontas. Whatever, John Smith! Alright, let's move on. Let's!

Genevieve Nnaji wins award at the Monaco Charity Film Festival

Love the shoes
Our Genevieve Nnaji was on Thursday 12th May 2011, awarded the ‘Best Breakthrough Performance’ at the annual Monaco Charity Film Festival for her role as Teema in Mirror Boy. Fantastic news!

So Osama sef dey watch porn? lol

Osama Bin Laden watches TV inside his compound in Pakistan
Reuter's news report: "The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and  is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity."

Wizkid 'Superstar' Album launch. June 12, 2011. Eko Hotel, Lagos

Experience WIZKID 9ja's fastest rising star with 3 consecutive chart No.1 singles. Supporting Artists: Banky W, 2face, D' Prince, Skales, Wande Coal, Lynxx, Seyi Shay, Mi, Jesse Jags, Ice Prince, Olamide and Eldee. Time: 7pm. Ticket: 2k, 25k and 350k

Let me tell you why Tuface Idibia is an incredible human being. He's the biggest music star in Africa but he would be a supporting act for Wizkid. For anybody! May God continue to bless him!

FG To Spend N500m On Jonathan’s Inauguration

Back at ya!!!
A whopping N500 million has been earmarked by Federal Government to mark the inauguration ceremony of President Goodluck Jonathan as the president of Nigeria for the next four years later this month.
Also, former president of Brazil, Mr Lula Da Silva, has been slated to deliver an inaugural lecture as a mark of honour for of the president with about 35 presidents and heads of governments across the world having signified their intention to be part of the inauguration ceremony.

The lecture, with the theme: “Consolidating Democracy For National Transformation,” is billed to come up on the May 27 in Abuja. In the same vein, an inaugural football match between the Kaduna United Football team of Kaduna and the Eyimba Football Club of Aba is slated for the Abuja Stadium on May 28. - Tribune

Friday, 13 May 2011

Thursday, 12 May 2011

Road Safety Agency Generates N1.4b From Traffic Offenders

FRSC Celebrity Marshalls at the event yesterday. In this pic, Nigga Raw, Alibaba, AY, Francis Duru ,Julius Agwu, Weird MC, Bisi Olatilo, J Martins, Augusta Maduegbuna etc
The Federal Roads Safety Commission (FRSC) has generated N1.4 billion as fines from traffic offenders in the country in the last four years, the Corps Marshal of the commission, Osita Chidoka said yesterday in Abuja at he launch of the UN Decade Of Action On Road.
 
N1.4b in the last four years? My money inside it is at least 50k...lol. They used to stop me a lot in those days but now I don't even stop for them, that's if I can help it. Their wahala is too much!

President Goodluck Jonathan's Car Attacked in Uganda

Ugandan police shot at a crowd in the capital Kampala after it attacked a car carrying Nigeria's President Goodluck Jonathan who had attended President Yoweri Museveni's inauguration, a government spokesman said. At least one person was killed in the incident.

Nigerian Mayor, Tayo Situ, Dies In UK

Councillor Tayo Situ, the Nigerian-born London Mayor in the Borough of Southwark, London South-East has died. He died on Monday May 9, 2011 after a brief illness. Mr Situ was representing Peckham Ward. He came to the UK from Nigeria in 1985 and has been a councillor in Peckham since 2002.

He is survived by his wife, five children and two grand children. May his soul rest in peace..amen.

Omotola on the set of her new movie, Amina

 
Omotola on set of a new movie she's shooting in London called Amina. Love that she's rocking her own hair. More pics when you continue...

2shotz shows off girlfriend


The rapper has been twitting pics of him and his GF. Her name is Jules and she's a VJ with Soundcity.. His new video with Brymo when you continue...

Oprah Winfrey has Chicago street named after her

 
Mayor of Chicago, Richard M. Daley presented TV talk-show host Oprah Winfrey with a sign after a street was named in her honor outside her Harpo Studios in Chicago yesterday. The street was called North Carpenter Avenue before it was renamed.

"This is better than an Oscar or an Emmy,' said Oprah said at the unveiling ceremony.

The striking similarity between Kate's wedding dress and the gown worn by Isabella Orsini

 
Isabella Orsini is the goddaughter of Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi. She married Belgian Prince Edouard de Ligne two years ago in a startlingly similar dress as the one Kate wore on her wedding day last month. Isabella's dress was designed by Belgian designer Gerald Watelet, while Kate's was by Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen

The dresses bear many similar hallmarks, from the lace applique bodice and sleeves to its full skirt and dramatic train.

Ankara bangles, ear rings and hair accessories by Ituen Basi

 

Ituen Basi is one of the most creative designers in Nigeria. She launched her Ankara accessories line several months ago..and they are doing very well in the market and quite affordable too. The earrings are like N1, 800, the bangles from N600 to N2, 500, the hair bow-clip is N800.
If you like what you see, then visit her website for more

Beauty of the day: Binta Sukai

The ex-beauty queen (Miss Nigeria 1990..the first Miss Nigeria from a Northern State ) and mother of one is stunning.

Fela Durotoye turns 40

The internationally sought-after motivational speaker, consultant extraordinaire, author and father of three turned 40 today. He is married to Tara Durotoye of House of Tara. Many happy returns.

Cossy Orjiakor erects mini flats

Cossy spotted recently at a night club showing off boobs
Aside from living in her own home, and owning landed property all over Lekki and Abuja, the actress and singer now builds houses and rents them out. She was recently spotted at the construction site of her new project, a block of eight flats in the Lekki area of Lagos, where she was dishing out orders as to how she wanted work to be done.

Source: Stella Dimoko Korkus via Encomium Mag

This Year's Big Brother Is Really Amplified!


See a pic of Confidence, 37, from Ghana in the bathtub with her boobs in the hands of Zeus, 24, from Botswana on Tuesday night...after the cut...

Rihanna gives it to one of her fans

One of Rihanna's fans questioned the reason Rihanna's hair looked 'so nappy' on the cover art for her new single, Man Down. Well, Rihanna had an answer for the fan...check it out after the cut...

Oyo State Govt Approve N18, 000 minimum wage

Oyo State Gov, Alao Akala
Oyo State Government on Wednesday approved the payment of N18,000 minimum wage to workers in the state. The approval was given by the State Executive Council after serious deliberations on the matter at a meeting in Ibadan. The N18,000 minimum wage was agreed upon by both the representatives of the labour union and the state government. The payment of the new minimum wage is with effect from May 1, 2011.

Nigerian man with 107 wives and 185 shuldrens

Bello Maasaba (middle)
He fell in love with his first wife because she was sincere and eager to please. His second wife, a cousin, was irresistible because she did everything he wished and nothing he didn't. "That alone made me love her."

His third wife won him because she submitted to his every request. "I saw her, I liked her. I went to her parents and asked for her hand in marriage." Wife No. 4 was very obedient. So was wife No. 5. Wife No. 6, the same. As were wives 7 and 8 and 9 and...well, by then it was the late 1980s things had taken off for Bello Maasaba, an Islamic faith healer in this city in Niger state. He went from a wedding every few months to one every few weeks.

All told, the 87-year-old has married 107 women, which, even in a society with a tradition of polygamy, is on the high side. The Nigerian government is not amused. Neither are Islamic authorities in the state.

107 wives on top one penis? Some women are wicked sha!

Wednesday, 11 May 2011

Our Naija lingua abbreviations. Y'all need to read this...lol

Say What???
'Twas sent to my email to share...too Funny!
Time don reach wey we as original Naija people go stop to deyuse oyinbo abbreviations like LOL, LMAO, ROTFLMAO etc.....When we fit dey use our own exceptional street lingua. For example: LWKM - Laugh wan kill me. MIDG - Make i dey go. WGL - We go yarn later. IGA - I gbadun am. ICS - I can't shout. DJM - Don't jealous me. WBDM - Who born d maga. UDC - U dey craze? NUS - Na u sabi. WSU - Who send you? ITK- I too know. WDH - Wetin dey happen? NDH - Nutin dey happen. FMJ - Free me jo. BBP - Bad bele people. HUD - How you dey? WKP - Waka pass. NTT - Na true talk. NDM - No dull me. IFSA - I for slap am. IGDO - I go die o. YB - Yes boss. NLT - No long thing. CWJ - Carry waka jor. WBYO - Wetin be your own. U2DV - You too dey vex. WSDP - Who send dem papa. INS - I no send. INFS - I no fit shout. WWY - Who wan yarn. NBST - No be small thing. NWO - Na wa ooooo. NMA - No mind am. MIHW - Make i hear word. NDY - Nothing do you.
Kudos to whoever came up with this...IGA!

KORA yet to give P-Square their $1million prize

One year after P-Square won $1million as KORA African Artist of the Year, the twins are yet to receive their monetary prize. They got the plaque, but not the money.

Their older brother, Jude Engees and Prince Wadada who won best video director and best reggae artiste respectively have also not seen a dime of their twenty thousand dollars (N3m) prize.

Which kain 419 be this? Don't promise what you can't fulfill..wharahell?

Chelsea Handler finally admits to dating 50cent

'We dated, very casually. He's a very sweet, nice guy... I was sampling, kind of, the atmosphere, seeing what was out there, and I was satiated. He's a great guy... he's the complete antithesis of what you'd imagine. He's a sweetheart, he's great, he's funny, he has a great sense of humour.' - Chelsea Handler in an interview with Piers Morgan on his show. She dumped 50cent just after a few weeks of 'dating'.

Guess she only wanted to 'sample' a rapper. I love how liberal oyibo people are. You want something, you go get it. If I was brought up in that society, I probably won't be starving myself of...Shut up Linda, Damn! You shut up! OK, continue typing then. I've forgotten what I was going to write. Look at your last words, I'm sure it will come to you. *Looks at it* I think I'm going to shut up now. Good, let's move on the next post. OK!

New Movie Trailer - Bed Of Roses...starring Majid Michel and John Dumelo

Nigerian Saheela Ibraheem, 15, Headed To Harvard With Aspirations Of Becoming Scientist

Saheera Ibraheem
Saheela Ibraheem, 15, was accepted to MIT and 13 other schools, including Princeton and Columbia before settling on Harvard after falling in love with the campus. The Nigerian youngster skipped two grades and said the key to success is figuring out what you love to learn as early as possible - something she did at age 5.

“If you are passionate about what you do, and I am passionate about most of these things, especially with math and science, it will work out well,” Ibraheem told CBS 2′s Cindy Hsu.

Van Vicker the singer?

A little birdie told me the actor has a great voice (Like Tuface Idibia. Yeah, I told them the same thing...in his dreams....lol) and plans to release an album sometime in the future. When that happens, remember you read it here first.. *wink*.

Dance 234 Unveils Judges + watch the TV ad



The much anticipated dance reality show DANCE234 has unveiled its judges. Bringing a refreshingly new dimension to dance reality shows and for the first time accommodating all genres of dance as well as according importance to them, DANCE234 is all set to redefine the dance culture in Nigeria.

EFCC After Governors Daniel, Akala, Ohakim, Saraki, and 5 Others

Gov. Akala. Dear Lord those knuckles...ewwwww
Immunity clause may have prevented the long arm of the law from encircling them but that will soon be over for nine outgoing state governors across Nigeria. Sources at the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC told P.M.NEWS this morning that the anti-graft agency is going after the nine state governors it perceives have cases to answer over how they spent the billions of naira allocated to their states throughout their tenure.

According to our sources, loads of petitions against the nine governors are now with the EFCC and in a matter of days the governors will be made to account for their deeds as the commission says it has begun to investigate them. The nine outgoing governors, according to P.M.NEWS findings, are Gbenga Daniel of Ogun State, Adebayo Alao-Akala of Oyo State, Bukola Saraki of Kwara State and Ikedi Ohakim of Imo State.

Others are...

Yakubu Aiyegbeni and wife expecting baby No.2

Yakubu Aiyegbeni and Yvonne Lameen Ikhana
The couple who married in 2008 and have a two year old daughter are expecting another child. Beautiful Yvonne is due in a few months and the footballer is said to be beyond ecstatic. Congrats to them.

The difference between dating Wiz and Kanye, Amber Rose answers the question


From King Magazine 
What’s the difference between this relationship with Wiz Khalifa and your last with Kanye?
The thing of it is…how can I say this without sounding crazy or mean? I’m sorry
No need to apologize, the floor is yours.
There’s no comparison in personalities. You know when people say how do you go from Kanye to Wiz Khalifa, that’s a downgrade. But the only question I can ask them is: have you ever dated Kanye? Because I have, and believe me, I did not downgrade at all. Not in any aspect, at all.
Kanye vs Wiz? Give me Kanye anytime thank you very much! lol. But then, like she said, I haven't dated Kanye...

Former actress Dolly Unachukwu marries again

She is now Dolly Unachukwu-Olaniyan. She quietly married a man she calls her best friend and confidant, one Dr Olaniyan, several weeks ago. They had a traditional and church blessing and are planning a white wedding in the coming months. Dolly's new husband is a pastor.

This will be the 41 year old's third attempt at marriage. Her first marriage crashed in 1994 and her second some years back. She has two children. All the best to her.

We no even see one, she dey on her 3rd one, na wa o...lol

No, that is not Genevieve Nnaji's daughter

The pic has been circulating all over BB, Twitter, Facebook and blogs, with the caption, Genevieve Nnaji and daughter. Genevieve has a teenage daughter, but that is not her. The lady in the pic is a model. I guess the story started because of the resemblance...but she's no kin of hers. You know some people start a story as a joke and before you know it, it spreads like wildfire. The actress would never expose her teenage child like this...at a party, long weave, boobs on display, carrying a wine glass...common guys...:-)

To see the real pic of Genevieve's daughter, then continue...

Shade Okoya battles on and off ailment

According to societynowng.com, Shade Okoya, the wife of Rasaq Okoya is down with an ailment sources tagged 'confounding'. And they say this 'confounding' ailment, which comes and goes, is the reason the socialite has been scarce in the social scene. Also the reason her birthday party was canceled a few weeks back.

You can read more at the source

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