I'm sure y'all understand my absense. Trying to put our show together nicely. The date is still Aug 3rd but the venue has changed now from Lagoon Restaurant V/I to Golden Gates Restaurant Ikoyi. Hope to see some of you there.
And hope everyone is doing OK. If you're not, you will be fine in no time. Just hang in there.
Ok, let's do what we know how to do best...me gossip, you read and not leave a comment. Lol.
Let's start with my favorite Naija artiste..Tuface. I love picking on him huh? lol He granted an interview recently and well, he had some interesting things to say...enjoy...
"I'm the best person to speak on condom" - Tuface by Seun Apara
What is your greatest regret in life? 2face "I think it was the first day I smoked because that was the day I started drinking"
How does it feel to have kids from different women?
2face "The truth is if I din't want people to know that I have kids, people will not know. I love my children and I am performing my responsibility as a father. I can’t run away from them. They’re my children and there’s nothing anybody can do about it. I don’t think I am the only person that has children from different women. Everybody is guilty of one sin or the other."
Tell us about your women
2face “I don’t like talking about them
There’s a rumour that you impregnated a South African lady, how true is it?
2face “I heard it too. But I want to tell you now that it’s not true. I didn’t impregnate anybody from SA. If I did, I won’t deny it”
As an ambassador that preaches the use of condoms to prevent HIV and AIDS, how do you apply it to your personal life?
2face “If I say use condom to prevent HIV, you must use it because I am saying it with all sincerity. You can’t afford to have casual sex because of the risks involved. I even believe that I am the best person to talk about HIV and condoms at the moment because I believe I am now more experienced than before."
What of sex without condom?
2face “That one na if you want to do o, you’re on your own.”
As a music star, what are the things you’re yet to achieve?
2face “I still need that international recognition. I want my songs played in every part of the world”
What are the things you dislike as a star?
2face “Too much unwanted attention. Someone you don’t know will be pretending to be your number one lover. Too many pretenders around you. You can’t even live a quiet life.”
Kakakam...aka..the end lol
Rev Chris Okotie weds Stephanie Henshaw
Traditional wedding – Thursday Aug 7th
Registry – Friday Aug 8th
Church – Sunday Aug 10th
Congrats to the couple
Photo credit: Niyitabiti
Kosibah Creations Exhibits...
Kosibah Creations will be showcasing bridal gowns on the catwalk and exhibiting at Stand G40 at the SPOSA Wedding Exhibition on Sunday 14th September 2008 at Alexandra Palace, London N22.
From 10am - 6pm.
Tickets - Adult £8.00 (or advanced booking £6.00)
Ticket Hotline: 01992 450909
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Sunny Okosuns Buried
The remains of Ozziddi king and evangelist, Sunny Okosuns was finally buried on Fri., July 18th 2008 at his House of Prayer Ministries Church on Yaba Abatan. Ogba, Lagos.
May his soul rest in peace. Amen.
Sunny Neji out with new single...Azuh Arinze
Immensely blessed and talented musician, Sunny Neji, has something new for all his fans and lovers of good music. Neji's new single is called Obosun and is currently ruling the airwaves
Segun Arinze weds
Versatile Actor, Segun Arinze , on Sat., July 12th 2008, concluded the first leg of his union to Juile Nsofor in Oguta, Imo State. The while wedding is scheduled for later in the year. Congrats.
Nigerian Telecoms Awards 2008
The 2008 edition of the most prestigious awards in the Telecommunications industry, Nigerian Telecoms Awards, will take place on Saturday, August 16th, 2008, put together by Logica Telecoms Awards
Some of the categories in this year’s awards include:
Best Telecoms Company
Best Nigerian Mobile Operator
Best Telecoms product
Best Nigerian Mobile Handset
Best Nigerian VSAT operator
To round off this year’s awards is a show tagged Night of the Aristos, featuring the Shalamar band from the US and popular fuji artiste, Adewale Ayuba.
Introducing the newest Hip Hop Group in town
Watch out for these guys
Face of Africa UK 2008
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Yinka Ayefele LIVE in Philadelphia
On 30th AUGUST 2008.Ticket is $70 - advance, $100 @ doorVIP is $100 - advance, $150 @ doorVenue:ALFIESBlue Grass Shopping Centerby Roosevelt Blvd & Welsh Street,Philadelphia, PA 19114
TIME:7pm - 2am (prompt)Free DVD - "my american nurse" with purchase of ticket - while supply lasts.
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COME AND EXPERIENCE A NIGHT WITH THE KINGwith special Host - PASCAL ATUMA (Hollywood Actor/Movie Producer)
Funny chaeating stories...
The 1st Affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoe outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"
The 2nd Affair
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?" The wife smiled sweetly and replied "Not this time!"
The 3rd Affair
A mortician was working late one night.He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allowyou to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved forposterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home"I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife,opening his briefcase. "My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"
The 4th Affair
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband openingthe front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder."Don't move until I tell you," she said, " pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room."Oh it's a statue," she replied, "the Smiths bought one and I likedit so I got one for us, too." No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, "Have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing."
The 5th Affair
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel," the barman replied. "A nickel?" exclaimed the man."Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
The 6th Affair
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly:"I have something I must confess." "There's no need to, " his wife replied."No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace.I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know," she replied, " now just rest and let the poison work."
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I try abi? lol
See y'all later