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Thursday, 12 June 2008

Ali Baba's blog + Diamond covered Mercedes Benz

Promised y'all Naija Ent. gist today, but didn't have time to buy the mags. Will try and do so tomorrow.

Meanwhile, I'd like to dedicate this entire post to the King of Nigeria comedy, Ali Baba, who just started his very own blog! I'm a huge fan so I'm thrilled to have a place where I can read his thoughts.

Find his blog here...

Diamond Covered Mercedes
Speaking of comedians, check out another one. Is this funny, intriguing, crazy? The car costs $4.8 mil. And if you want to touch it, you have to pay $1, 000. The car belongs to Prince Alwaheed of Saudi Arabia
Check it out...

Wonder shall never end. This man don kolo What does he want to do with a car with diamonds all around it? Can he even drive it on the road? Almost 5mil for a car?
God, give money to those who need it...Amen!
Wetin money go!

Never tease an old woman
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady:No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:Why not?

Little Old Lady:It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:What happened next?Little Old Lady:He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady:His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady:Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him,'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

Defense Attorney:Did he take you?
Little Old Lady:Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

Welcome to blogsville Ali Baba
Kisses everyone!


Alex Yangs said... kaii babes nice post...if only i can just pas by that car at the club??? kai...if i peel two to 3 studs....that could equal 3000$....hmmmm

ababoypart2 said...

Surprised to be the 1st here. I can see a queue for the diamond studded benzy. Its gonna be the next status dig for the Hip-Hop coalition.

Hair Azara said...

how can people live so decadently and unapologetically wile others are dying of starvation????? wow... where is da humaness. who needs dat $4.8mill car...and why????

Lolu said...

Linda, am a newie on your blog but am hooked already!

@the diamond benzy: I blame the yeye Prince? money too much nau, nonsensity!

@the joke: dt made my damn funny...LOL!

thanks for the link to ali baba's blog too.
Keep it up! am coming back for more! :)

Amrinder Singh said...

amazing ..!!
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Tayllor Made Seat Covers said...

The diamond car was awesome! I'd work on sewing diamonds on my camo truck seat covers. Hahaha

camo truck seat covers said...

What a baby! I wonder how girls would react when I drive that thing??

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